Is it not a pleasing report to receive, for any dad?!
Question: Is it not a pleasing report to receive, for any dad!?
Little Johnny’s father was often away on lengthy tours of duty, leaving his wife to manage five kids by herself!. While he was gone, they used to sneak into their room to sleep!. So before shipping out one time, Dad reminded kids to respect mom’s space and sleep in their own rooms!.
Upon his return, as Dad embarked the plane with the rest of his unit, Little Johnny ran up to him, jumped into his arms and proudly announced audible to all his unit “Dad, you are going to be happy!. While you were gone this time, nobody slept with mom”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Upon his return, as Dad embarked the plane with the rest of his unit, Little Johnny ran up to him, jumped into his arms and proudly announced audible to all his unit “Dad, you are going to be happy!. While you were gone this time, nobody slept with mom”Www@Enter-QA@Com
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!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town
all week and said, "Mommy, guess what!? Yesterday, I was playing in the
closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next
door!. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and !.!.!.!."
Johnny's mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your
father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me!."
When Johnny's father came home, his wife tells him that she's leaving him!.
"But why!?" croaked the husband!.
"Go ahead, Johnny", says mom!. "Tell Daddy what you've just told me!."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs
with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got
on top of her and they did just what you did with Uncle Ted, Mommy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town
all week and said, "Mommy, guess what!? Yesterday, I was playing in the
closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next
door!. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and !.!.!.!."
Johnny's mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your
father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me!."
When Johnny's father came home, his wife tells him that she's leaving him!.
"But why!?" croaked the husband!.
"Go ahead, Johnny", says mom!. "Tell Daddy what you've just told me!."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs
with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got
on top of her and they did just what you did with Uncle Ted, Mommy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cool
ha ha
a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha
a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.coulda used it in diffrent words!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. Great joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so-so i suppose!. not the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
wasn't that funny but makes sense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com