Busy In Heaven JOKE?!
Question: Busy In Heaven JOKE!?
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Busy In Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day!. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St!. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths!. So what's your story!?"
The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed!. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding!. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off!. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers!. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay!. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly!. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balchoy!."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in!.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story!.
"It's been a very strange day!. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony!. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge!. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me!. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony!. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me!. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands!. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right!. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here!."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death!.
The third man came to the front of the line, and St!. Peter asked for his story!.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Busy In Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day!. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St!. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths!. So what's your story!?"
The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed!. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding!. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off!. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers!. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay!. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly!. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balchoy!."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in!.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story!.
"It's been a very strange day!. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony!. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge!. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me!. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony!. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me!. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands!. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right!. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here!."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death!.
The third man came to the front of the line, and St!. Peter asked for his story!.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A nice and at the same time a pathetic joke!.
And here is a joke for you!.
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick!. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change!.
One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot!. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector!. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her how it worked!.
At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late!. Both parents were understandably angry!.
'Where have you been!? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home!?', they asked!.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy!.
The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair!.
'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school!.'
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie!.'
'What did you watch!?', asked Marsha!.
'The Ten Commandments!.'
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair!.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied!. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen!.'
'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John!. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave!.'
The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that not only knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half way across the patio!.
When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears!. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy!. After all, he is your son!'
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally slapped the **** out of her, not once, but three times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And here is a joke for you!.
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick!. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change!.
One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot!. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector!. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her how it worked!.
At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late!. Both parents were understandably angry!.
'Where have you been!? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home!?', they asked!.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy!.
The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair!.
'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school!.'
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie!.'
'What did you watch!?', asked Marsha!.
'The Ten Commandments!.'
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair!.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied!. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen!.'
'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John!. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave!.'
The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that not only knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half way across the patio!.
When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears!. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy!. After all, he is your son!'
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally slapped the **** out of her, not once, but three times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com