Jokes and riddles?plz solve!!!?!


Question: Jokes and riddles!?plz solve!!!!?
solve these
1!.when is the best tme of the day to go to the dentist!?
2!.A farmer had 12 cows!.All but 9 died!.How many are left!?
3!.Name 5 days of the work week without using Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday
4!.In what way are the letter "A" and noon exactly the same!?
5!.What newspaper did cave people read!?
6!.What did the boyfriend melon say to the girlfriend melon!?
7!.Why didn't the skeleton cross the road!?
8!.I'm the beginning of eternity,The end of space and time,The middle of every buzzing bee,And the end of every rhyme!.What am I!?
9!.If 10 robins catch 10 worms in 10 min!.,how long will it take 1 robin to catch a worm!?
10!.What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters in it!?
11!.Why did Cinderella's soccer team always lose!?
12!.What did the clock do when it was hngry!?
13!.What did the mover get when he dropped a computer on his toes!?
14!.How is an A like a flower!?
answer as many as you can!!!
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Answers:
1!.thooth-hurty
2!.9
3!.the day b4 yesterday,yesterday,today,tommorrow,the day after tommorrow
4!.they're both in the middle of day
5!.prehistoric times
6!.cantaloupe tonight!.dad has the car
7!.she didnt have the guts
8!.the letter e
9!.10 min
10!.post office
11!.her coach was a pumpkin
12!.it went back four seconds
13!.megahertz
14!.b is always after itWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!. tooth-thirty!.
2!. 9!.
3!.
4!. they can be read forward and backwards!.
5!. cavemen probably read the NY times!. And its still written by cavemen to this day!.
6!. "Will you bear my seeds!?"
7!. He didnt have the guts!.
8!. the letter e!.
9!. 10 minutes!.
10!. post office
11!. their nike-sponsored glass slippers actually sucked for soccer!.
12!. it struck eight!.
13!.
14!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. tooth dirty (2:30)
2!. 9
3!. the day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow
4!. the letter a and noon is always in the middle of a day
5!. prehistoric times
6!. we cataloupe
7!. he didnt have the guts
8!. the letter e
9!. 10 minutes
10!. post office
11!. because cinderella ran away from the ball
12!. it struck eight
13!. !?
14!. a b is always after itWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!. 2:30 [tooth hurty]!.
2!. 9!.
3!. Mon!., Tues!., Wed!., Thurs!., Fri!.
4!. Because it's the middle of a day!.
5!. Prehistoric Times!.
6!. We cantalope!.
7!. He didn't have the guts!.
8!. The letter 'E'!.
9!. 10 min!.
10!. Post Office
11!. They didn't have a ball!.
12!. It struck 8!.
13!. Megahertz
14!. They both are followed by bee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. 2:30 (Tooth-hurty)
2!. 9
3!. Mon!. Tues!. Wed!. Thurs!. Fri!.
4!. Both symmetrical if you cut 'em right down the middle!. Plus, they're both in the middle of "Day"
5!. No idea!.
6!. !?
7!. He didn't have the guts/balls!.
8!. E!.
9!. 10 minutes!.
10!. Post Office
11!. 'Cause they had glass shoes and they broke when they kicked the ball!.
12!. It eight!.
13!.
14!. They're both always followed by "B"Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. 2:30
2!. 9
3!. mon, tues, wends, thurs, fri
4!. because its the middle of a day!
7!. he didnt have the guts!. ha ha ha
8!. the letter E
9!. 10 minutes
10!. post office
11!. they keep loosing their shoes!Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. !?
2!. 9
3!. !?
4!. !?
5!. !?
6!. !?
7!. !?
8!. E
9!. !?
10!. Post Office
11!. !?
12!. !?
13!. !?
14!. !?
I SUCK AT THESE ONES! THEY ARE GOOD ONES!. HAVE A STAR!. BTW MIRANDA R COPYED ME BY SYING BRB AND EDITING!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. tooth hurty 2:30
2!. 9
3!. weekdays
4!. palindromes
5!.
6!.we cantalope
7!. no guts
8!.e
9!.10 minutes
10!. post office
11!.
12!.
13!.
14!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1]tooth thirty
2]9 cows
3]the day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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