Is that what marriage is?!
Question: Is that what marriage is!?
1!. Marriage is not a word!. It's a sentence (a life sentence)!.
2!. Marriage is love!. Love is blind!. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind!.
3!. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters!.
4!. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering!.
5!. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens!. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens!.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens!.
6!. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends!.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead!.
7!. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married!. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!.
8!. Happy marriage is a matter of give and take; husband gives and wife takesWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Marriage is love!. Love is blind!. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind!.
3!. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters!.
4!. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering!.
5!. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens!. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens!.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens!.
6!. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends!.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead!.
7!. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married!. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!.
8!. Happy marriage is a matter of give and take; husband gives and wife takesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!. Thanks for the giggle, many a true word is spoken in jest!.
Have a great weekend Hun & I'm sure there's someone out there, just for you!. Have a ((((hug)))))!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have a great weekend Hun & I'm sure there's someone out there, just for you!. Have a ((((hug)))))!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhaha, funny good one! post jokes like this more often!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes!.!.!.you r correctWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love them!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG people its a joke, and funny! Everyone thinks it, he just posted it!! LOL good one!.!.kudos!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're cute and funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice!. have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes it izWww@Enter-QA@Com
its is very clever of u!!!!!!!
very gud!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very gud!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes i guess it is i dk thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I doubt u will, but with a haircut like urs and ur silly grin I might risk it: )!. lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
oh no just found out that am already engaged:(Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh no just found out that am already engaged:(Www@Enter-QA@Com
no its not!. i mean today's marriage maybe!. it seems like that because married people today forget to communicate and forget to have a foundation before getting married!. i have been with the same guy for 4 years and i am not thinking about getting married until we have a house and can make payments for one year without one late payment!. food is paid for with ease!. both cars are paid off!. we can save 300-500 monthly!. take a vacation once a year and i can talk to his baby mothers without telling one of them to kiss my *** (yes he has two) then maybe we can talk marriage!. you can't rush into it daily i found out new things about him more good then bad but still there is so much to know about a person try to find out as much possible before the wedding!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if thats what you think of marriage, then your life sucks, lol!. marriage jokes dont seem funny to me!.!.!.
edit: i do have a life, i just said the joke isnt funny to me!. marriage jokes don't make me laugh, like i said!. and if you dont care what i say, then why did you add that comment!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
edit: i do have a life, i just said the joke isnt funny to me!. marriage jokes don't make me laugh, like i said!. and if you dont care what i say, then why did you add that comment!?Www@Enter-QA@Com