Where're your manners ?!
Question: Where're your manners !?
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom!?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee!."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite!."
"What about you Peter, how would you say it!?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom!. I'll be right back!."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table!."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners!?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment!? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom!?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee!."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite!."
"What about you Peter, how would you say it!?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom!. I'll be right back!."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table!."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners!?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment!? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG!! LOL!! Funny! WOW! I wish I could give you a million stars!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this jonny boy is funny!. good one i always see them coming i said something like that in my hand!. from the movie king of new york when he said say hello to my little friend!. i figure he said i need to say hi too my little friend, which gets bigger when he becomes your friend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao! Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
STAR!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, could you imagine someone saying that to you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dude-that's friggin funny, where did u get that!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lil johnny rocksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
What is the question!? Whatever it is, the answer is no!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
my jaw dropped LOL how funny! how!.!.!.!.ew!.!.!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha
i didnt get it for a second!.!.
but i do :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt get it for a second!.!.
but i do :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.
i think i left my manners in some guys room last night!.
thats funny though, definetly deserves a star **********Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think i left my manners in some guys room last night!.
thats funny though, definetly deserves a star **********Www@Enter-QA@Com