The World's WORST Pick-Up Lines?!
Question: The World's WORST Pick-Up Lines!?
You are like Nando's!.!.!. a hot bird with a greasy box!.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money!?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous!.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon!.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house!.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays!?
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside the Waterfront, so that I could ride you all day long for a rand!.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good!.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and coming and going and coming and going and coming !.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it!.
Is that Windolene!? Because I can see myself in your pants!.
Hey baby, what's your sign!? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. yield!?
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!
Was your dad a farmer!? Cause you sure have great melons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money!?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous!.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon!.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house!.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays!?
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside the Waterfront, so that I could ride you all day long for a rand!.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good!.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and coming and going and coming and going and coming !.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it!.
Is that Windolene!? Because I can see myself in your pants!.
Hey baby, what's your sign!? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. yield!?
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!
Was your dad a farmer!? Cause you sure have great melons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
it would have to!.!.!.!. "YOU ARE LIKE MY FALSE TEETH, I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the only reason they're terrible is probably because most of them are sexual!. however, the directions one and the visa one was kinda cute!. but the rest of them are pretty bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Was your dad a farmer!? Cause you sure have great melons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Or
Dude; did it hurt!?
Girl; huh!?
dude; did it hurt when you fell!?
girl; I didnt fall!.!.!.
dude; Oh, well I just thought you fell from heaven cause girl you look like an angel!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude; did it hurt!?
Girl; huh!?
dude; did it hurt when you fell!?
girl; I didnt fall!.!.!.
dude; Oh, well I just thought you fell from heaven cause girl you look like an angel!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol - I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
what about this - excuse me i seen to have lost me phone number can i borrow yoursWww@Enter-QA@Com
what about this - excuse me i seen to have lost me phone number can i borrow yoursWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny - but presumably you're still single!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol these are hilarious
i love the holiday and the milk ones :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love the holiday and the milk ones :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay here's a pretty bad one:
Why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!.
hahahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!.
hahahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
giggity
The back of yo head is ridikolusWww@Enter-QA@Com
The back of yo head is ridikolusWww@Enter-QA@Com
I can see you're a balloon smuggler!. If they start loosing air I'll volunteer to blow them up again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fyi- those are some of the worst lol but not as bad as
-Are you from Tennessee cuz ur the only ten I seeWww@Enter-QA@Com
-Are you from Tennessee cuz ur the only ten I seeWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you were a burger, you'd be mc gorgeousWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Worst Pick-up Line Ever!!!---
Hi my name is window!.!.!.i mean pole!. No wait im sorry its Walgreeeeeeeeeeens!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi my name is window!.!.!.i mean pole!. No wait im sorry its Walgreeeeeeeeeeens!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is that a mirror in your pocket!?!.!.!.cause I can see myself in your pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Baby, did you fart!? Cause you just blew me away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now im here, what your other 2 wishes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ive lost my phone number can i have yours!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
get me a shovel because i sure dig youWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. yeah!. i know more!. like!.!.
that dress would look great on the floor next to my bed
Hey babe!.!.!. can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose!?
Do you spit or swallow!?
Wanna play carnival!? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ***!? Some little kid with wings just shot me!.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation!? {No!.} Do you wanna go downstairs and talk!?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
"Do you clean your clothes with windex!? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants"
"If I were a squirrel, could I put my nuts in your hole!?"
"Was your daddy a farmer!? [she answers]
Because I'm lovin' those melons!"
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list!.
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting a head!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that dress would look great on the floor next to my bed
Hey babe!.!.!. can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose!?
Do you spit or swallow!?
Wanna play carnival!? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ***!? Some little kid with wings just shot me!.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation!? {No!.} Do you wanna go downstairs and talk!?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
"Do you clean your clothes with windex!? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants"
"If I were a squirrel, could I put my nuts in your hole!?"
"Was your daddy a farmer!? [she answers]
Because I'm lovin' those melons!"
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list!.
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting a head!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you fancy going halves on a b*******!?
Get your coat!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you've pulled!
The Only thing I've ever seen that was better looking than you was when I was doing my hair this morning!.
Or,
You say to her "Can I sniff your p****"
She says "No you can't"
You say "It must be your feet then"
Or you could go all philosophical with her and say "I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get your coat!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you've pulled!
The Only thing I've ever seen that was better looking than you was when I was doing my hair this morning!.
Or,
You say to her "Can I sniff your p****"
She says "No you can't"
You say "It must be your feet then"
Or you could go all philosophical with her and say "I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com