No sense of humor?!
Question: No sense of humor!?
There are some very clever questions and answers in here!.!.some are dumb but some are a riot!.!.!.!.why is it there are so many brainless zeros that wont lighten up or ever laugh!? Is a good sense of humor a lost quality!? Is it the times!? Are they missing a lot!? What do you think, and yeah!.!.!.try to be funny in your answer!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Jokes are really hard to do some times!. A joke that is funny to me, makes you frown!. Some jokes I found a month ago have absolute no laugh appeal!. Take this one, its funny but I don't laugh at it any more:
Muddy Road
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor!. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day!." "Can't", replied the farmer!. "At night I haul water for the hole!."
This one is still kinda funny:
Two women playing Golf
Two women were playing golf!. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole!. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony!. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize!.
"Please allow me to help!. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him!.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right!. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin!.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help!. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside!. She began to massage him!. She then asked, "How does that feel!?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!."
SO to answer you question about humor, its funny but you have to have a sense of humor to start with!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Muddy Road
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor!. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day!." "Can't", replied the farmer!. "At night I haul water for the hole!."
This one is still kinda funny:
Two women playing Golf
Two women were playing golf!. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole!. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony!. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize!.
"Please allow me to help!. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him!.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right!. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin!.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help!. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside!. She began to massage him!. She then asked, "How does that feel!?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!."
SO to answer you question about humor, its funny but you have to have a sense of humor to start with!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've learned that to get through life you gotta laugh! I wish I had something funny to say but, that's it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com