Have You Heard About The Meeting At The Pearly Gates?!
Question: Have You Heard About The Meeting At The Pearly Gates!?
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation!.
"how did you die" the first man asks the 2nd man!.
"i froze to death" says the 2nd man!.
"thats awful" says the 1st man "how does it feel to freeze to death"!?
"its very uncomfortable at first" says the 2nd man "you get the shakes, and you get pains in your fingers and toes, but eventually it's a very calm way to go, you get numb and you kinda drift off, like sleeping!. How about you, how did you die!?!.
"i had a heart attack" says the 1st man "you see my wife was cheating on me, so one day i came home unexpectedly, i ran up to the bedroom, but she was alone, so i ran down to the basement, but no-one was there, then i ran up to the second floor, no-one was hiding there either, so then i ran as fast as i could to the attic and as i got there i had a heart attack and died"!.
the 2nd man shakes his head "thats so ironic" he says,Www@Enter-QA@Com
"how did you die" the first man asks the 2nd man!.
"i froze to death" says the 2nd man!.
"thats awful" says the 1st man "how does it feel to freeze to death"!?
"its very uncomfortable at first" says the 2nd man "you get the shakes, and you get pains in your fingers and toes, but eventually it's a very calm way to go, you get numb and you kinda drift off, like sleeping!. How about you, how did you die!?!.
"i had a heart attack" says the 1st man "you see my wife was cheating on me, so one day i came home unexpectedly, i ran up to the bedroom, but she was alone, so i ran down to the basement, but no-one was there, then i ran up to the second floor, no-one was hiding there either, so then i ran as fast as i could to the attic and as i got there i had a heart attack and died"!.
the 2nd man shakes his head "thats so ironic" he says,Www@Enter-QA@Com
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