Now is this funny or true i think i need to check In Order Of Stupidity?!
Question: Now is this funny or true i think i need to check In Order Of Stupidity!?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods!.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping!. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)!.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!. Details inside!. (the shoplifter special)!?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap!." (and that would be how!?!?!?!.!.!.!.!.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost!." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)!.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down!." (well!.!.!.duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating!." (!.!.!.and you thought!?!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body!." (but wouldn't this save me more time)!?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication!." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts!.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness!.!.!." (and!.!.!.I'm taking this because!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only!." (as opposed to!.!.!.what)!?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use!." (now, somebody out there, help me on this!. I'm a bit curious!.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts!." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts!." (Step 3: maybe, uh!.!.!.fly Delta!?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly!." (I don't blame the company!. I blame the parents for this one!.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals!." (Oh my God!.!.!.was there a lot of this happening somewhere!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping!. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)!.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!. Details inside!. (the shoplifter special)!?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap!." (and that would be how!?!?!?!.!.!.!.!.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost!." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)!.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down!." (well!.!.!.duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating!." (!.!.!.and you thought!?!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body!." (but wouldn't this save me more time)!?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication!." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts!.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness!.!.!." (and!.!.!.I'm taking this because!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only!." (as opposed to!.!.!.what)!?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use!." (now, somebody out there, help me on this!. I'm a bit curious!.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts!." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts!." (Step 3: maybe, uh!.!.!.fly Delta!?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly!." (I don't blame the company!. I blame the parents for this one!.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals!." (Oh my God!.!.!.was there a lot of this happening somewhere!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha ha!.!!!
Good ones mate!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers Chris!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones mate!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers Chris!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
On a 2 litre milk container while camping I read "Allergy Advice: May contain milk" I loved the inclusion of the word "May" I would have been worried if it hadn't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! I saw the peanut one!. On one brand of peanuts it says "May contain peanuts" (that would kinda suck for u if it didnt contain peanuts!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant list - thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolz! very funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheh!!! so funny and all trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny but true labelsWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL! They were all funny, even though i've seen them before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO LOL ROFLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny and trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
THAT is funny and so damn trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive read these before its hilarious people think we are so dumb!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.
That is evidence that God like stupid people!.
He made so many of them to get some laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is evidence that God like stupid people!.
He made so many of them to get some laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG the they have taken me 2!.!.!.!.!.!.stop the earth i want 2 get offWww@Enter-QA@Com
sears hairdryer!.!.!.!.not to be mistaken with the japanese food processor which must not be used for the other use which is!.!.!.!.a HAIRDRYER!.
dial soap!.!.!.use like regular soap eg!.!.!.!.leave it in the bath water when you get out so it has turned to goo
boots kids cough medicine!.!.wondered where my kids learnt to drive, maybe I should get myself a bottle too!?
childs superman costume!.!.!.they HAD to put this on the childs one because the adults one actually DOES make you fly!
american airline nuts!.!.!.instead of chucking them at the back of the head of the person infront of you
swedish chainsaw!.!.!.you've got to use your head or feet to stop the swedish model
hope this has cleared a few of them up for you!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
dial soap!.!.!.use like regular soap eg!.!.!.!.leave it in the bath water when you get out so it has turned to goo
boots kids cough medicine!.!.wondered where my kids learnt to drive, maybe I should get myself a bottle too!?
childs superman costume!.!.!.they HAD to put this on the childs one because the adults one actually DOES make you fly!
american airline nuts!.!.!.instead of chucking them at the back of the head of the person infront of you
swedish chainsaw!.!.!.you've got to use your head or feet to stop the swedish model
hope this has cleared a few of them up for you!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
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