Joke Time - Bust out with your best joke 10 pts BA?!
Question: Joke Time - Bust out with your best joke 10 pts BA!?
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A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any crackers!?
"No, I don't have any crackers" replies the bartender!.
The next day, same duck, same question, "Do you have any crackers!?"
Again the answer is NO!.
Next day, same duck same question, "Do you have any crackers!?"
"NO" angrily replies the bartender "and if you ask me that one more time I will take a hammer and some nails and nail your beak to the bar!."
Next day, same duck but this time he asks the bartender if he has any nails!.
The bartender says "No, I don't have any nails!."
The duck says, "Do you have any crackers!?"
TA DA!!
Kind of corny but when is the last time you've had a farm animal f@#K with you!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"No, I don't have any crackers" replies the bartender!.
The next day, same duck, same question, "Do you have any crackers!?"
Again the answer is NO!.
Next day, same duck same question, "Do you have any crackers!?"
"NO" angrily replies the bartender "and if you ask me that one more time I will take a hammer and some nails and nail your beak to the bar!."
Next day, same duck but this time he asks the bartender if he has any nails!.
The bartender says "No, I don't have any nails!."
The duck says, "Do you have any crackers!?"
TA DA!!
Kind of corny but when is the last time you've had a farm animal f@#K with you!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies!.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St!. Peter at the Golden Gate
'Welcome to heaven,' says St!. Peter!. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem!. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you!.'
'No problem, just let me in,' says the man!.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up!. Wha t we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven!. Then you can choose where to spend eternity!.'
'Really, I've made up my mind!. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator!.
'I'm sorry, but we have our rules!.'
And with that, St!. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell!. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course!. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him!.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress!. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people!.
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His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St!. Peter at the Golden Gate
'Welcome to heaven,' says St!. Peter!. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem!. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you!.'
'No problem, just let me in,' says the man!.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up!. Wha t we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven!. Then you can choose where to spend eternity!.'
'Really, I've made up my mind!. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator!.
'I'm sorry, but we have our rules!.'
And with that, St!. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell!. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course!. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him!.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress!. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people!.
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A couple came upon a wishing well!. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny!. The wife decided to make a wish, too!. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned!. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, 'It really works!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aright there was four roosters, 3 straight and 1 gay!. In the morning the first rooster sid cockadoodledoo the second one said cockadoodleda the third one said cockadoodleda and the gay one said any will do!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do u trap an elephant!?
You dig a big hole and fill it with ash, put a peanut next to the hole and when the elephant comes to get the peanut you kick him in the ash hole! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
You dig a big hole and fill it with ash, put a peanut next to the hole and when the elephant comes to get the peanut you kick him in the ash hole! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
-When hard below you are weak up stairs,when soft below you are strong up there!.Hehehehehehehe!.
-Do you know two machines that work together with only one Sleeve and one Piston!?HahahahahaHhehehehehhahahahHUH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Do you know two machines that work together with only one Sleeve and one Piston!?HahahahahaHhehehehehhahahahHUH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is mean, but some find it funny!.
what did hellen kellers parents do to punish her!?
move the furniture around!.
like i said, meanWww@Enter-QA@Com
what did hellen kellers parents do to punish her!?
move the furniture around!.
like i said, meanWww@Enter-QA@Com
what did the fire hydrant name his two kids!?
jose
and
hose bWww@Enter-QA@Com
jose
and
hose bWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tarmac under his arm,
He said I"ll have a beer thanks, and one for the road!.
Hee hee!!
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He said I"ll have a beer thanks, and one for the road!.
Hee hee!!
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did the poor person say to the rich person!? WHO CARES!Www@Enter-QA@Com