10 Points for total RANDOMNESS!!!?!
Question: 10 Points for total RANDOMNESS!!!!?
Whoever can say the funniest most random thing that would make me bust out in spontaneous laughter gets best answer! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
one day i saw a sea foam telegraph in the underground bar in my trailer in Albania!. It was crawling and looked like it had hairy armpits and a scary, really fat ugly face!. It jumped on my face and i cried!. Then it died!. and i moved to pluto becuase i felt like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok but it will cost you:
Answers:50 cents
Thoughtful Answers: 1 dollar
Correct answers: 2 dollars
DUMB LOOKS ARE FREE
(that is actually a sign in a restarunt here in my hometown!)
CHEESE IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
ok another try!.!.!.
POOP!!!
again!?
YOU SAID YES!?!?!? PERV!(or as one kid says pervy-mc-pervy-pants
here's a lama, there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama, funny lamma
llama, llama, duck
llama, llama, cheesecake llama
tablet, brick, potato
llama, llama, mushroom, llama
llama, llama, duck
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen little child
to the safety rail
did u ever see a llama
kiss a llama on the llama
llama's llama taste of llama
llama, llama, duck
half a llama, twice a llama
not a llama, farmer, llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama
llama, llama duck
is that how it's told now!?
is it all so old!?
is it made of lemon juice
doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin
and i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck"
LLAMA LLAMA DUCKWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:50 cents
Thoughtful Answers: 1 dollar
Correct answers: 2 dollars
DUMB LOOKS ARE FREE
(that is actually a sign in a restarunt here in my hometown!)
CHEESE IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
ok another try!.!.!.
POOP!!!
again!?
YOU SAID YES!?!?!? PERV!(or as one kid says pervy-mc-pervy-pants
here's a lama, there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama, funny lamma
llama, llama, duck
llama, llama, cheesecake llama
tablet, brick, potato
llama, llama, mushroom, llama
llama, llama, duck
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen little child
to the safety rail
did u ever see a llama
kiss a llama on the llama
llama's llama taste of llama
llama, llama, duck
half a llama, twice a llama
not a llama, farmer, llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama
llama, llama duck
is that how it's told now!?
is it all so old!?
is it made of lemon juice
doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin
and i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck"
LLAMA LLAMA DUCKWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have 5 random things:
1 Why do ducks have flat feet!?
To stamp out fires!.
Why do elephants have flat feet!?
To stamp out burning ducks!.
2 A dyslexic man walked into a bra!.
4 Why did Suzie fall of the swing!?
Cuz she was a carrot!.
5 Haha! i bet u didnt even notice i skiped 3!
??????????????????????????????????????!.!.!.
MORE RANDOM STUFF
I didn't say it was your fault!. I said I was going to blame you!.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane!.
Instant human! Just add coffee!.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with!.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!.
Acupuncture is a jab well done!.
I think animal testing is a bad idea; they get all nervous, and give the wrong answers!.
Always remember: one good turn gets most of the blankets!.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart!?
Computers are not intelligent, they only think they are!.
Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped!?
There are two types of people: Those who divide people into two types, and those who don't!.
There are three types of people!. Those who can count, and those who can't!.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental!.
Some people say I'm indifferent, but I don't care!.
I suffer from short term memory loss!. It runs in my family!. At least I think it does!. Where are they!?
Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers!.
Man who run behind car get exhausted!.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered!.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of!.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots!.
?Go on youtube and search rejected cartoons
?Watch iCarlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
1 Why do ducks have flat feet!?
To stamp out fires!.
Why do elephants have flat feet!?
To stamp out burning ducks!.
2 A dyslexic man walked into a bra!.
4 Why did Suzie fall of the swing!?
Cuz she was a carrot!.
5 Haha! i bet u didnt even notice i skiped 3!
??????????????????????????????????????!.!.!.
MORE RANDOM STUFF
I didn't say it was your fault!. I said I was going to blame you!.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane!.
Instant human! Just add coffee!.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with!.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!.
Acupuncture is a jab well done!.
I think animal testing is a bad idea; they get all nervous, and give the wrong answers!.
Always remember: one good turn gets most of the blankets!.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart!?
Computers are not intelligent, they only think they are!.
Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped!?
There are two types of people: Those who divide people into two types, and those who don't!.
There are three types of people!. Those who can count, and those who can't!.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental!.
Some people say I'm indifferent, but I don't care!.
I suffer from short term memory loss!. It runs in my family!. At least I think it does!. Where are they!?
Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers!.
Man who run behind car get exhausted!.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered!.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of!.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots!.
?Go on youtube and search rejected cartoons
?Watch iCarlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow i dont know why this is so hard to think of!.!. the craziest things happen to me every day!.
well this isnt very funny but im with my friend right now and theres this poster on my wall for an orginization called spark!. and it says "spark: imitate" and she reads it and says "huh!? spark: intimate!?" AHAHA
or:
Katie, thou greasy, onion-eyed rabbit-sucker!
(Shakesperian insult) :)
sorry its not that great
if i think of something better ill come back and edit it!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
well this isnt very funny but im with my friend right now and theres this poster on my wall for an orginization called spark!. and it says "spark: imitate" and she reads it and says "huh!? spark: intimate!?" AHAHA
or:
Katie, thou greasy, onion-eyed rabbit-sucker!
(Shakesperian insult) :)
sorry its not that great
if i think of something better ill come back and edit it!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
k this joke is rlly lame but!.!.!.
An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house!. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen!.
The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend!.
The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant!?"
The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying, "Uh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love!?"
His friend replies, "A carnation!?"
"No, no!. The other one," the man says!.
His friend suggests, "The poppy!?"
"No, no, no," growls the man!. "You know--the one that is red and has thorns!."
His friend says, "Do you mean a rose!?"
"Yes! Thank you," the first man says!. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house!. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen!.
The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend!.
The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant!?"
The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying, "Uh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love!?"
His friend replies, "A carnation!?"
"No, no!. The other one," the man says!.
His friend suggests, "The poppy!?"
"No, no, no," growls the man!. "You know--the one that is red and has thorns!."
His friend says, "Do you mean a rose!?"
"Yes! Thank you," the first man says!. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got this from a sitcom!.
The setting place is in Starbucks!.
Lady: I would like a cup of coffee!.
Woman: What kind of coffee!?
Lady: Oh!.!.!. in a cup!.
Gets even better when said orally!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The setting place is in Starbucks!.
Lady: I would like a cup of coffee!.
Woman: What kind of coffee!?
Lady: Oh!.!.!. in a cup!.
Gets even better when said orally!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their LOVE with women all across this cuntry!"
--President BushWww@Enter-QA@Com
--President BushWww@Enter-QA@Com
uhhh!.!.!.!. no!? I'm going to ireland tommorow!. while still lingering on the subject of astrology, yesterday I bought a new shower curtain for my kitchen!. it has green turtles on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are the calm, when I am the storm
You are the breeze, that carries me on
When I set adrift, you anchor me
Youre there for me
Lalalala!.!.!.:D
(btw i aint a lesbian)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are the breeze, that carries me on
When I set adrift, you anchor me
Youre there for me
Lalalala!.!.!.:D
(btw i aint a lesbian)Www@Enter-QA@Com
penis penis penis, vagina vagina vaginaWww@Enter-QA@Com
A steak a day keeps the cows dead
Love thy neighbor---just don't get caught!.
!.!.!. you stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love thy neighbor---just don't get caught!.
!.!.!. you stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
life is like a bowl of cherries
aways full of the pits
life is like a box of chocolates
you never know what youre gonna getWww@Enter-QA@Com
aways full of the pits
life is like a box of chocolates
you never know what youre gonna getWww@Enter-QA@Com
LET'S LIMBOOO!!!!!! Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LlamaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ba!!s!!!! Ba!ls!!! Jingle Bells! I eat Scissors! 61!
One day, a boy without a father will ask the most important question of all!.!.!.!.Do you like the color red!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, a boy without a father will ask the most important question of all!.!.!.!.Do you like the color red!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
yamumWww@Enter-QA@Com
I shot a lamp because the voices told me to!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i masturbate to cartoons!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i sing to apple and carrot cake
Thanks brownies for all your help in at the tulip party!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks brownies for all your help in at the tulip party!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME! tear tear tear!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
monkeys eat dirt and poop to feel sexyWww@Enter-QA@Com
mice drinking cat piss!. aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love hot wings!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg azz up all assssesss of the world!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.wait theyre downWww@Enter-QA@Com
i will kill myself for a centWww@Enter-QA@Com
My cat's breath smells like catfood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have u eva put a jonny on ur ed!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
pudding, thats a funny word u gotta agree with meWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love u more than life itself lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
my brother zipped his pants up too fastWww@Enter-QA@Com
dogs do it and stick to it why can't we!?Www@Enter-QA@Com