Blind date=instant wedding....?!
Question: Blind date=instant wedding!.!.!.!.!?
A couple went on a blind date and it was much better than expected!. The guy suggested that they run off and get married right away!. "It'll be fun learning about each other as we go along"!.
They eloped!. The next morning at the hotel, he wanted to show off his swimming skills!. He did a triple flip off the high dive!. He then walked over to his towel and said "I bet you didn't know I am a professional swimmer"!.
She smiled, then did a perfect swan dive followed by sixty minutes of butterfly, breaststroke, backstroke, and freestyle swimming!. She then exited the pool and returned to her towel!. Impressed, her husband said "See!? I told you this would be fun learning about each other!. You are a professional swimmer, too!"
She said "No I'm not!. I'm a prostitute in Pittsburgh and I work both sides of the rivers!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
They eloped!. The next morning at the hotel, he wanted to show off his swimming skills!. He did a triple flip off the high dive!. He then walked over to his towel and said "I bet you didn't know I am a professional swimmer"!.
She smiled, then did a perfect swan dive followed by sixty minutes of butterfly, breaststroke, backstroke, and freestyle swimming!. She then exited the pool and returned to her towel!. Impressed, her husband said "See!? I told you this would be fun learning about each other!. You are a professional swimmer, too!"
She said "No I'm not!. I'm a prostitute in Pittsburgh and I work both sides of the rivers!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha! Now that is a good one!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL THAT WAS HAHALIORIOS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm surprised she doesn't have some kind of disease from pollution in the river!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.!.I know those rivers and she better use protection while she is swimming too!. :oPWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well, they are learning about each other!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!!
You kill me with these!!!
Love at first sight - ain't it grand!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You kill me with these!!!
Love at first sight - ain't it grand!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!.!.!.hahaahha humm i can't stop laughing!! I need CPR plz!.!.!.aww my tummy is hurt!! hahaah!.!.!.Thanks 4 made my day! Have a wonderfull day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL THAT WAZ FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!.!.!.!.!.now that's more like it!.
10 outta 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
10 outta 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO omg that made my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com