A blond goes to the kitchen store?!
Question: A blond goes to the kitchen store!?
A blonde goes into a kitchen store and says to an assistant "Can i buy that tv please!?" The assistant says "Sorry we don't serve blondes!." So the blonde goes out and gets her hair dyed and then comes back and says, "Excuse me can i buy that tv please!?" and the assistant says "No, because we still know who you are!."
So the blonde goes out and gets plastic surgery!. She then comes back and says
"Excuse me, can I buy that TV please!?" and the assistant says, "No, because it's a microwave!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
So the blonde goes out and gets plastic surgery!. She then comes back and says
"Excuse me, can I buy that TV please!?" and the assistant says, "No, because it's a microwave!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol i love these jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have a blonde one if we're dong them:
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant!.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have!.!.!.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more!.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!."
"But, I always buy it here ," says the blonde!.
"Do you have the container that it came in!?" asks the pharmacist!.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it!."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant!."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container !.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant!.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have!.!.!.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more!.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!."
"But, I always buy it here ," says the blonde!.
"Do you have the container that it came in!?" asks the pharmacist!.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it!."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant!."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container !.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
but that just look like a tv
i used to think u have to tv's in my house
ha ha
now i need to clarify!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i used to think u have to tv's in my house
ha ha
now i need to clarify!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how rude the personn below me!. im brunneteWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! this was a funny joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short!?
A: So brunettes can remember them
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes!?
Invisible
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient!.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today!." the caller said!.
"Are you light-headed!?" my colleague asked!.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette!."
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette!?
A: A hostage
Q!. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch!?
A!. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes!.
haha this is a blonde and a brunette joke but i thought it was funny!.=]
The Brunette and the Genie
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle!. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears!.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes!. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much!."
The woman says, "Okay!. Give me a nice house!."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two!."
Then the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man!."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two!."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there!? Beat me half to death with it!."
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Q!. What do brunettes miss most about a great party!?
A!. The invitation
Q!. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure!?
A!. No one else wants it!.
Q!. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes!?
A!. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageableWww@Enter-QA@Com
A: So brunettes can remember them
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes!?
Invisible
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient!.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today!." the caller said!.
"Are you light-headed!?" my colleague asked!.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette!."
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette!?
A: A hostage
Q!. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch!?
A!. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes!.
haha this is a blonde and a brunette joke but i thought it was funny!.=]
The Brunette and the Genie
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle!. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears!.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes!. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much!."
The woman says, "Okay!. Give me a nice house!."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two!."
Then the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man!."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two!."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there!? Beat me half to death with it!."
1 month ago
Additional Details
1 month ago
Q!. What do brunettes miss most about a great party!?
A!. The invitation
Q!. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure!?
A!. No one else wants it!.
Q!. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes!?
A!. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageableWww@Enter-QA@Com