Joke my grandma told me?!
Question: Joke my grandma told me!?
Three old men, one in his sixties, one in his seventies and one in his
eighties, meet for a drink in a bar!. The sixty year old says, "Every night I
wake up at 2am and have to go to the bathroom for a pee"!. The seventy
year old says, "That’s nothing, every night I wake up at 3am and have to go
to the bathroom for a pee and a poo at the same"! The eighty year old says, "
well thats nothing, "I go to the toilet every morming at 6am, regular as
clockwork"!. The sixty year old says, "well what’s the problem here then"!?
The eighty year old says, "well I don’t wake up till 10am"!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
eighties, meet for a drink in a bar!. The sixty year old says, "Every night I
wake up at 2am and have to go to the bathroom for a pee"!. The seventy
year old says, "That’s nothing, every night I wake up at 3am and have to go
to the bathroom for a pee and a poo at the same"! The eighty year old says, "
well thats nothing, "I go to the toilet every morming at 6am, regular as
clockwork"!. The sixty year old says, "well what’s the problem here then"!?
The eighty year old says, "well I don’t wake up till 10am"!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol good one
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hows this joke!? I was feeling badly because I thought my wife of 60 years and my children had forgotten my birthday!. Things were pretty aweful, but that all changed when a woman at my office invited me to join her for lunch!. I accepted, but she decided we should eat at her apartment!. She told me she had to change into more comfortable clothes first, and went to her bedroom!. I sat on the couch and waited!.
Then she comes out, followed by my family and friends and people from work!. And I just sat!.!.!.!.on the couch!.!.!.!.naked!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then she comes out, followed by my family and friends and people from work!. And I just sat!.!.!.!.on the couch!.!.!.!.naked!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, funny, funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!
thats halarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats halarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yahoo! Two thumbs up for your grandma!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
GOOD ONE and i liked all the other answers too!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com