My friend just told me this joke! here it is. tell me what you think?!
Question: My friend just told me this joke! here it is!. tell me what you think!?
Daddy rings home to talk to Mammy, Daughter answers
(girl) Hello
(dad) Hi Honey
is Mummy near the phone
(girl) No, She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul
(dad) Uncle Paul, You dont have an Uncle Paul
(girl) Yes i do, and he is upstairs with Mummy
(dad) OK honey, what i want you to do is, Run upstairs and shout out that Daddy's car has just pulled in to the drive
(girl)OK Daddy, Be back in a minute
"Long Pause"
(girl) Hi Daddy
(dad) Hi honey, What happened!?
(girl) I done as you said, And Mummy jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then slipped and hit her head and she is not moving!.
(dad) Oh my god !! What about Uncle Paul
(girl) He jumped out of bed naked also and jumped out the window into the swimming pool, But he forgot that you emptied it yesterday to clean it, I think he is dead
"Pause''
(dad) Swimming pool!?!?, We don't have a swimming pool!. is this 555-0123
(girl) no this is 555-0213Www@Enter-QA@Com
(girl) Hello
(dad) Hi Honey
is Mummy near the phone
(girl) No, She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul
(dad) Uncle Paul, You dont have an Uncle Paul
(girl) Yes i do, and he is upstairs with Mummy
(dad) OK honey, what i want you to do is, Run upstairs and shout out that Daddy's car has just pulled in to the drive
(girl)OK Daddy, Be back in a minute
"Long Pause"
(girl) Hi Daddy
(dad) Hi honey, What happened!?
(girl) I done as you said, And Mummy jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then slipped and hit her head and she is not moving!.
(dad) Oh my god !! What about Uncle Paul
(girl) He jumped out of bed naked also and jumped out the window into the swimming pool, But he forgot that you emptied it yesterday to clean it, I think he is dead
"Pause''
(dad) Swimming pool!?!?, We don't have a swimming pool!. is this 555-0123
(girl) no this is 555-0213Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Well at least, he put a stop to someone else's affair, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. my friend liked it!.
Hahahahahaha =D
That was funny!.
Star for you ^0^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahaha =D
That was funny!.
Star for you ^0^Www@Enter-QA@Com
awww, that's funny but sorta sad!. poor little girl!
HAHAHAHAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was good!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.thanks for the laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
CUTE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe!. That's great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny but u guys don't get it! he said HIS FRIEND TOLD HIM! he didn't make it up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com