Do you like jokes...An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand?!


Question: Do you like jokes!.!.!.An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand!?
walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog!.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi:
"G'day, mind if I talk to your dog!?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie!."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate!?"
Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right!."
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner!?" (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you!?"
Dog: "Yeah, real good!. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
and takes me to the lake once a week to play!."
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse!?"
Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either!.!.!.!.I think!."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going!?"
Horse: "Cool"
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner!?" (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you!?
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking!. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and
keeps me in the barn to protect me from the Elements!."
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep!?"
Kiwi: (in a panic) " Don't believe a word he says, that sheep's a bloody liar!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


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