Do you like the new twist to the three bears?!


Question: Do you like the new twist to the three bears!?
The THREE BEARS story updated!


A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning!.!.!.


Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table!. He looks into his small bowl!. It is empty!. 'Who's been eating my porridge!?!!?' he squeaks!.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair!. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty!. 'Who's been eating my porridge!?!!?' he roars!.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and yells,
'For God's sake, how many times
do I have to go through this with you two idiots!?'
She continues:
'It was Mummy Bear who got up first!.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house!. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee!.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and then put everything away!.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen!. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants!.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn
table!.'
She sighs, and continues:
'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the damn cat's litter tray, gave them both their food, and refilled their water!.

'And NOW that you've BOTH decided
to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence,
!.!.!. listen carefully !.!.!.
because I'm ONLY going to say this ONCE!.!.!.


'I HAVEN'T HAD THE TIME
TO MAKE YOUR F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Yeah that's how I feel sometimes when my husband wants breakfast and I have been up taking care of house work!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Answer to question:
I do believe that is so much more accurate! They never said, but I think baby bear was also a male!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i have heard this before, but it is funny every time lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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