Abstinence Joke?!
Question: Abstinence Joke!?
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his
church!. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks
and then come back and tell him how it went!.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final
couple was newlywed!.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister!. The retired
couple said it was no problem at all!. The middle-aged couple said it was tough
for the first week, but after that, it was no problem!. The newlyweds said it was
fine until she dropped the can of paint!.
''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister!. ''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man!.
''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her
right there and then!. Lust took over!.'' The minister just shook his head and
said that they were not welcome in the church!.
''That's okay,'' said the man!. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com
church!. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks
and then come back and tell him how it went!.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final
couple was newlywed!.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister!. The retired
couple said it was no problem at all!. The middle-aged couple said it was tough
for the first week, but after that, it was no problem!. The newlyweds said it was
fine until she dropped the can of paint!.
''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister!. ''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man!.
''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her
right there and then!. Lust took over!.'' The minister just shook his head and
said that they were not welcome in the church!.
''That's okay,'' said the man!. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HaHaHaHa, thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA! That was so funny! Now try and answer my riddle http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HeheheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
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WOW!!! They did that in home depot!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute, though the version I heard was Walmart!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked it, hope I can rember it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL,LIKE IT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ohman that had me goiN!!
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was funny =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was pretty good i liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
eh!? i get it but!.!.!. kinda lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
vERY GOOD STAR FOR UWww@Enter-QA@Com