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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a
bag of money!. She insisted that she must speak with the president of
the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her
into the president's office!.
The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
deposit!. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto his desk!. The president was, of course, curious as to how she
came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're
carrying so much cash around!. Where did you get this money!?" The old
lady replied, "I make bets!."
The president then asked, "Bets!? What kind of bets!?" The old
woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls
are square!." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet!. You
can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would
you like to take my bet!?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet
$25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then
said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring
my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness!?" "Sure!"
replied the confident president!.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning
from side to side, again and again!. He thoroughly checked them out
until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were
square and that he would win the bet!.
The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's office!. She introduced
the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet
again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all
see!. The president complied!. The little old lady peered closely at
his balls and then asked if she could feel them!. "Well, Okay," said
the president,"$ 25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure!."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his
head against the wall!. The president asked the old lady, "What the
hell's the matter with your lawyer!?" She replied, "Nothing, except I
bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I'd have the president of the
Bank of Canada's balls in my hand!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a
bag of money!. She insisted that she must speak with the president of
the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her
into the president's office!.
The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
deposit!. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto his desk!. The president was, of course, curious as to how she
came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're
carrying so much cash around!. Where did you get this money!?" The old
lady replied, "I make bets!."
The president then asked, "Bets!? What kind of bets!?" The old
woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls
are square!." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet!. You
can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would
you like to take my bet!?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet
$25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then
said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring
my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness!?" "Sure!"
replied the confident president!.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning
from side to side, again and again!. He thoroughly checked them out
until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were
square and that he would win the bet!.
The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's office!. She introduced
the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet
again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all
see!. The president complied!. The little old lady peered closely at
his balls and then asked if she could feel them!. "Well, Okay," said
the president,"$ 25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure!."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his
head against the wall!. The president asked the old lady, "What the
hell's the matter with your lawyer!?" She replied, "Nothing, except I
bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I'd have the president of the
Bank of Canada's balls in my hand!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
wise old lady!.and rich ! sooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is SOOOOO!.!.!. FUNNY! WOW! I am glad I read that joke!. I hope I can remember it!
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lol!. She bets on everything and anything!. The good old Canadians, can be so easily tricked!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
more disgusting than funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.!.!.good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was hilarious to me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that's cute =) even if she loses the bet to the president she'll still be $25,000 richer lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was great!. Funniest joke I have heard in a long time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO have a star : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, this is a pretty good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
smartWww@Enter-QA@Com
bit drawn out, its amusing but i didnt laugh :-sWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sorry I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!!!!
goood one!
nasty!.!.but good one
:p
ya i'll give you a star
5/5Www@Enter-QA@Com
goood one!
nasty!.!.but good one
:p
ya i'll give you a star
5/5Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was a really good one, i liked it!.!.!.it did make me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
what a big joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy says to the bartender, "I bet you 500 dollars I can pee in a glass without spilling one drop!."
The bartender agrees!. The guy starts, and pees all over the bar!. He gets a few drops in the cup!. The bartender laughs!.
The guy is smiling too!. The bartender asks what is funny, and the guy says, "Oh, I bet my friend 2000 dollars I could pee all over your bar and not get thrown out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bartender agrees!. The guy starts, and pees all over the bar!. He gets a few drops in the cup!. The bartender laughs!.
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