I need a joke(s) for a church event, the best one gets 10 points.?!
Question: I need a joke(s) for a church event, the best one gets 10 points!.!?
Make it clean, I don't think a vicar will be impressed with dirty humorWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
One day Satan showed up at the pearly gates!. St!. Peter greeted him!.
"Satan!? What are you doing up here!?"
"Well, you know, I've been doing some writing lately!. Short stories and such, and I think I'm getting pretty good," Satan replied!.
"So why are you here!?" St!. Peter inquired!.
"Well, I wanted to challenge Jesus to a writing competition!. I really think I have what it takes to top him!."
St!. Peter started to say something about how Jesus didn't need to prove himself, but Jesus appeared next to him and agreed to take up Satan's challenge!.
The rules were simple!. They each had an hour to write the most meaningful short story, each on their own computer!. The stories would be published on Earth anonymously, and the best rated story would be the winner!.
They each sat down at their computers and the clock started counting down!. Satan's fingers flew over the keys!. weaving a tale he had been working on in his mind!. Likewise, Jesus began writing his!. Satan glanced at the clock some ways in!. Only ten minutes left! Jesus was still typing away too!. He wrote his final paragraph!. Suddenly, the power flashed!. All the lights in heaven went out for a moment!. Both computer screens went black and then started to reboot!. Satan hastily typed up something and hit print!.
When time was up they brought their stories to St!. Peter!. Satan handed his one sheet of paper over!.
"That's it!?" St!. Peter said!.
"I had to start over after the power flashed!. That's the best I could do!."
Jesus handed his story over to St!. Peter, at least a good ten pages long!. Satan was perplexed!. "How is that possible!? He was still working on his when the power flashed too!.!"
St!. Peter just smiled and shook his head at the foolish devil!. "Haven't you ever heard that Jesus saves!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Satan!? What are you doing up here!?"
"Well, you know, I've been doing some writing lately!. Short stories and such, and I think I'm getting pretty good," Satan replied!.
"So why are you here!?" St!. Peter inquired!.
"Well, I wanted to challenge Jesus to a writing competition!. I really think I have what it takes to top him!."
St!. Peter started to say something about how Jesus didn't need to prove himself, but Jesus appeared next to him and agreed to take up Satan's challenge!.
The rules were simple!. They each had an hour to write the most meaningful short story, each on their own computer!. The stories would be published on Earth anonymously, and the best rated story would be the winner!.
They each sat down at their computers and the clock started counting down!. Satan's fingers flew over the keys!. weaving a tale he had been working on in his mind!. Likewise, Jesus began writing his!. Satan glanced at the clock some ways in!. Only ten minutes left! Jesus was still typing away too!. He wrote his final paragraph!. Suddenly, the power flashed!. All the lights in heaven went out for a moment!. Both computer screens went black and then started to reboot!. Satan hastily typed up something and hit print!.
When time was up they brought their stories to St!. Peter!. Satan handed his one sheet of paper over!.
"That's it!?" St!. Peter said!.
"I had to start over after the power flashed!. That's the best I could do!."
Jesus handed his story over to St!. Peter, at least a good ten pages long!. Satan was perplexed!. "How is that possible!? He was still working on his when the power flashed too!.!"
St!. Peter just smiled and shook his head at the foolish devil!. "Haven't you ever heard that Jesus saves!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church!. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it!. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny!."
"Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque!. "Father Scott, what is this!?" Little Johnny asked!. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service!." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque!. Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque!. "Father Scott, what is this!?" Little Johnny asked!. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service!." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque!. Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy is out picking berries and he find this bush that has tons of berries on it, and he starts to picking them!. After a few minutes he hears a ruffle in the bushes and before he could get up a bear comes out!. The bears growls at him and the guy closes his eyes and says dear Lord, please please please make this bear a Christian bear!. And all of a sudden it gets quiet, and he turns around and the bear falls to his knees and folds his paws together and starts to pray!.!.!.Dear Lord, thank you for this food I'm about to eat!.!.!.!.!.!.(insert crowd laughter, it's a good one, trust me i've used it)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OOh there's this one about people who flip open their bibles and say "Speak to me Lord" then they turn to a verse about how judas hanged himself!.
Then they try again and find a verse that says "What you need to do go and do it" or words to that effect!.
Oh sorry I really can't remember what the next verse a person might find!.!.
But the moral of the story is that you have to pray before you read the Bible and not just flip it open and hope for the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then they try again and find a verse that says "What you need to do go and do it" or words to that effect!.
Oh sorry I really can't remember what the next verse a person might find!.!.
But the moral of the story is that you have to pray before you read the Bible and not just flip it open and hope for the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmm, depends on what you call dirty! But this one went down well with my local Catholic priest over dinner at my parents' house!
Two Catholic nuns were driving home from Belfast Hospital when they ran out of petrol!. They need to get some petrol from the station but the only container they can find in the boot of their car is a bedpan!. After filling the bedpan up and carefully walking back to the car they start to pour the petrol in!. At just that moment the Rev Ian Paisley walks past and spots the nuns!. He looks on in amazement and says: "Sisters, I detest your religion!.!.!. but I admire your faith!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two Catholic nuns were driving home from Belfast Hospital when they ran out of petrol!. They need to get some petrol from the station but the only container they can find in the boot of their car is a bedpan!. After filling the bedpan up and carefully walking back to the car they start to pour the petrol in!. At just that moment the Rev Ian Paisley walks past and spots the nuns!. He looks on in amazement and says: "Sisters, I detest your religion!.!.!. but I admire your faith!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
there a few jokes
Three nuns die and end up at the gates of Heaven!. St!. Peter says that before they can enter, they must first each answer a question!. To the first he asks " who were the first humans!?" She says "Adam and Eve" and he lets her in!. To the second he asks "where did they live!?" She says "In the garden of Eden" and she too is admitted!. Then he asks the third, "what was the first thing Eve said to Adam!?" She replies "My goodness that's a hard one" and he opens the gate once again!.
A vicar and his friend are playing golf!. His friend misses a three foot putt and says "damn! missed the bugger!" The vicar is shocked by his language and tells him that God will strike him down if he keeps on cursing!. The friend laughs and says the same thing when he misses the next shot!. Suddenly, there is a bolt from the sky and the vicar is struck dead! Then a voice out of the heavens calls "Damn! Missed the bugger!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three nuns die and end up at the gates of Heaven!. St!. Peter says that before they can enter, they must first each answer a question!. To the first he asks " who were the first humans!?" She says "Adam and Eve" and he lets her in!. To the second he asks "where did they live!?" She says "In the garden of Eden" and she too is admitted!. Then he asks the third, "what was the first thing Eve said to Adam!?" She replies "My goodness that's a hard one" and he opens the gate once again!.
A vicar and his friend are playing golf!. His friend misses a three foot putt and says "damn! missed the bugger!" The vicar is shocked by his language and tells him that God will strike him down if he keeps on cursing!. The friend laughs and says the same thing when he misses the next shot!. Suddenly, there is a bolt from the sky and the vicar is struck dead! Then a voice out of the heavens calls "Damn! Missed the bugger!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard one the other day that may work for you!. a little boy asked for 100 dollars!. deceided to ask god for it!. he prayed and prayed, but no 100 dollars!.!. so, he told his dad his problem!.!.!.dad said maybe you should write god a letter!. so the little boy wrote a letter to god saying how good he's been and he's been praying for 100 dollars!. he got a stamp and mailed the letter!. problem was when the post office got the letter it was simply addressed to GOD!. the letter ended up being forward to washingtion dc!. the president got the letter, read it, and said to the chief of staff!.!.!.this letter touched me!.!.!.!.send this boy 5 dollars !.!.!. the boy got the letter, opened it, saw the five dollars, looked at the returneaddress and just sighed!.!.!.!.!.!.his dad asked him a couple days later if he heard back from god, and his son replied!.!.!.yes, he sent me 100 dollars, but it went through washington and they took 95% in taxes!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.Why do they only show the Queen's head on English bank notes!? So you cannot count her feet,- counterfeit!. Man goes to doctors and explains that he can't sleep as he is always dreaming about wigwams,tepees,big tops etc!. The doctor says ,you are too intense,- intents!.Thanks for the rating Gabriel, I'll know not to answer your questions again!. The jokes were not very funny but at least they were clean & I made the effort!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
okay i have two QUITE good jokes!.
the first one i used when i answered someone else's question, but whatever!.
what do you call a thousand nuns inside a shop!?
virgin megastore!
the air hostess on a plane preparing from departure from asia was demonstrating what to do in an emergency!. she said that if worst came to worst, you would have to jump out of the plane and pull your parachute!. one man asked, "what if your parachute doesn't work!?" and the air hostess answered "pull the emergency parachute" and he asked "what if the emergency parachute doesn't work!?" and she answers "pray to buddha you'll live"!. the plane took off and halfway through the flight after an unsuccessful hour of turbulence it was announced that eveyone would have to jump off the plane and use their parachutes!. the man did as he was told!. he jumped off the plane and pulled at his parachute!. it didn't work!. frantically he thought to himself "what did the air hostess say to do if your parachute doesn't work!?" and then remembered to pull the emergency parachute!. however, it didn't work! he thought back to what she said to do if the emergency parachute didn't work!. "please buddha let me live!. please please please buddha" the man prayed!. he was very close to the ground and was falling at an immense speed!. he landed right on the edge of a cliff!. he was seconds away from death but he had survived! he was alive! "THANK GOD!" the man yelled!. he then fell of the side of the cliff and died!.
hope you liked 'em, i know i did :)
best of LUCKKK!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one i used when i answered someone else's question, but whatever!.
what do you call a thousand nuns inside a shop!?
virgin megastore!
the air hostess on a plane preparing from departure from asia was demonstrating what to do in an emergency!. she said that if worst came to worst, you would have to jump out of the plane and pull your parachute!. one man asked, "what if your parachute doesn't work!?" and the air hostess answered "pull the emergency parachute" and he asked "what if the emergency parachute doesn't work!?" and she answers "pray to buddha you'll live"!. the plane took off and halfway through the flight after an unsuccessful hour of turbulence it was announced that eveyone would have to jump off the plane and use their parachutes!. the man did as he was told!. he jumped off the plane and pulled at his parachute!. it didn't work!. frantically he thought to himself "what did the air hostess say to do if your parachute doesn't work!?" and then remembered to pull the emergency parachute!. however, it didn't work! he thought back to what she said to do if the emergency parachute didn't work!. "please buddha let me live!. please please please buddha" the man prayed!. he was very close to the ground and was falling at an immense speed!. he landed right on the edge of a cliff!. he was seconds away from death but he had survived! he was alive! "THANK GOD!" the man yelled!. he then fell of the side of the cliff and died!.
hope you liked 'em, i know i did :)
best of LUCKKK!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man is traveling to a big city!. his c ar crashes on a deserted road!. about an hour later a man comes up with a cart and a horse!. the man asks the gentleman if he could get his car outa the ditch!. the guy with the buggy hooks the car up to the cart and says to the horse!.!.!. "pull nelly pull!!!!" the horse did nuthing!. he then said "pull bobby pull" the horse went no where!. he then said "pull pegasis pull!!!" the horse did nuthing!.!.!. he then said very gently!.!."pull billy pull" the horse gradually pulled the car oput of the ditch!.!. the driver of the car asked "why diidnt u just ask him to pull with his first name in the beggining!?" the cart driver answered "because billy is blind if he thought he was the only horse pulling he wouldnt pull at all"!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jesus is playing golf with St!. Peter!. He keeps trying to get his ball out from under a tree using a 1 iron and try as he might, he can't do it!. St!. Peter keeps trying to tell him it won't work but Jesus won't listen!.
A man waiting to tee off wants to know what the hold up is so he walks over, sees what's happening, and asks St!. Peter:
"This guy has to be kidding! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ!!!?"
No, says St!. Peter, "He thinks he's Tiger Woods!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man waiting to tee off wants to know what the hold up is so he walks over, sees what's happening, and asks St!. Peter:
"This guy has to be kidding! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ!!!?"
No, says St!. Peter, "He thinks he's Tiger Woods!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The boarder patrol caught this Mexican sneaking across the boarder and told him, " I'm just about to get off work today so if you can use these three words in ENGLISH in a sentence I will let you go free!. The words are GREEN, PINK, AND YELLOW!.!.!." The Mexican said " I got your words, when the phone green, I pink it up and say ' yellow '!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A vicar is on a trip to give a lecture!. After his lecture he retires to his hotel room where he find two beautiful women waiting for him in bed!. The vicar says, "ladies I am a man of the cloth!.!.!.!.one of you will have to leave!." Haha!. My Cannon told that one!.,Www@Enter-QA@Com
check out http://northvalley!.net/jokes/index!.shtml :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
The vicar took his car for a service last week!.!.!.!.then found he couldn't get it through the door of the church!. BOOM, BOOMWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you do if you are aproached by a flock of seagulls!?
Run, run so far awaayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Run, run so far awaayWww@Enter-QA@Com
why is lord great!?
dunnoWww@Enter-QA@Com
dunnoWww@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!. no dirt!.!.!. Hmmm i think that rules out just about my whole repatoir lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
The following joke was one I heard ages ago and had to search the net for!.
The Jewish Catholic Debate
During the Middle Ages, there lived in Poland an important priest who was known to hate Jews!. He was forever looking for ways to rid his province of them!. Finally, he comes up with a plan!. A religious debate! The priest himself would debate any Jew their community appointed, and they would argue which religion was better!. But, knowing that Jews were very clever with words, he stipulated that the debate take place entire in sign language!. If the Jews lost, they would be banished from the province forever!. If they won, they would be allowed to live there under the protection of the Church!. The debate would be in two weeks!.
Naturally, all the Jews were distraught over this emerging situation!. All were afraid to debate the priest, even the most learned rabbi in town!. After all, if the priest stipulated that the debate take place in sign language, he must be a master of it, and how would they ever compete!? Too much was at stake!. No one was willing to stand up to the priest, for none of them wanted such a responsibility!.
Finally, Hershel comes forward and agrees to debate the priest!.
"Are you mishugah!?" asks his wife!. "What do you know of religious affairs!? You sell pots and pans!"
"What choice do we have!?" asks Hershele!. "Nobody else is willing to do it, and if nobody does, we will lose and be forced to leave our homes!. At least someone ought to make a show of it!."
Finally, the afternoon of the debate arrives!. The town square is packed with everyone from miles around; Catholics on one side, Jews on the other!.
The priest momentously climbs up to the platform which has been especially built for this occasion!. He is dressed in his finest robes!. Hershel is wearing his torn work pants and stained shirt!.
The debate begins with the priest stands up and with his finger, draws the shape of a big circle above his head!.
Hershel stands up and stamps his foot on the stage!.
The priest looks upset and there is a worried murmur throughout the Catholic spectators!.
The priest then holds up three fingers, and smugly sits back down!.
With that, Hershel jumps up and holds up waving one finger about in a determined fashion!.
Now, the priest is sweating with worry!. Could it be the Jew is winning this debate!? What to do!?
He pulls out a loaf of bread and a chalice of wine; then takes a sip of wine and tears off a piece of the bread and eats it!. He steps back, smug and sure of himself!.
Hershel steps to the front of the stage!. He is holding an apple in his hand and takes a big bite!.
The priest turns white as his robes, and finally concedes his loss!. "You win," he said!. "Let the Jews remain here under our protection!."
There was a great uproar of joy from the Jewish contingent, as the priest walked off the stage!. He was surrounded by his followers, who now wanted an interpretation of all that was said!.
"Well, first I began by pointing out to the Jew that God is everywhere all around us!. He stamped his foot, reminding me that God was not in hell!. I then designated the Holy Trinity by raising three fingers, but the Jew raised one finger to indicate that there is only one God, indivisible!. Then I took out the wine and bread which represents the body and blood of our Savior, Jesus Christ!. But then the Jew took a bite of his apple, reminding me of the original sin!. That was it!. I knew he had bested me!."
On the other side of town, the Jews were celebrating, with Hershel the hero of the day!.
"So, tell us, Hershel, what was the meaning of your debate!? We didn't understand any of it!."
"Yeah, tell us, Hersh…"
"Well first the priest raised his hand and said "all you jews gotta get the heck outta here!." No! I replied, and stamped my foot on the ground!. Absolutely not! We're not going anywhere!
"Then he held up three fingers, telling me we have just three days to get out of here!. I help up one finger, telling him not one single Jew was leaving this town!
Then, I think he got hungry because he took out his lunch, so I took out mine!. And then he just gave up!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Jewish Catholic Debate
During the Middle Ages, there lived in Poland an important priest who was known to hate Jews!. He was forever looking for ways to rid his province of them!. Finally, he comes up with a plan!. A religious debate! The priest himself would debate any Jew their community appointed, and they would argue which religion was better!. But, knowing that Jews were very clever with words, he stipulated that the debate take place entire in sign language!. If the Jews lost, they would be banished from the province forever!. If they won, they would be allowed to live there under the protection of the Church!. The debate would be in two weeks!.
Naturally, all the Jews were distraught over this emerging situation!. All were afraid to debate the priest, even the most learned rabbi in town!. After all, if the priest stipulated that the debate take place in sign language, he must be a master of it, and how would they ever compete!? Too much was at stake!. No one was willing to stand up to the priest, for none of them wanted such a responsibility!.
Finally, Hershel comes forward and agrees to debate the priest!.
"Are you mishugah!?" asks his wife!. "What do you know of religious affairs!? You sell pots and pans!"
"What choice do we have!?" asks Hershele!. "Nobody else is willing to do it, and if nobody does, we will lose and be forced to leave our homes!. At least someone ought to make a show of it!."
Finally, the afternoon of the debate arrives!. The town square is packed with everyone from miles around; Catholics on one side, Jews on the other!.
The priest momentously climbs up to the platform which has been especially built for this occasion!. He is dressed in his finest robes!. Hershel is wearing his torn work pants and stained shirt!.
The debate begins with the priest stands up and with his finger, draws the shape of a big circle above his head!.
Hershel stands up and stamps his foot on the stage!.
The priest looks upset and there is a worried murmur throughout the Catholic spectators!.
The priest then holds up three fingers, and smugly sits back down!.
With that, Hershel jumps up and holds up waving one finger about in a determined fashion!.
Now, the priest is sweating with worry!. Could it be the Jew is winning this debate!? What to do!?
He pulls out a loaf of bread and a chalice of wine; then takes a sip of wine and tears off a piece of the bread and eats it!. He steps back, smug and sure of himself!.
Hershel steps to the front of the stage!. He is holding an apple in his hand and takes a big bite!.
The priest turns white as his robes, and finally concedes his loss!. "You win," he said!. "Let the Jews remain here under our protection!."
There was a great uproar of joy from the Jewish contingent, as the priest walked off the stage!. He was surrounded by his followers, who now wanted an interpretation of all that was said!.
"Well, first I began by pointing out to the Jew that God is everywhere all around us!. He stamped his foot, reminding me that God was not in hell!. I then designated the Holy Trinity by raising three fingers, but the Jew raised one finger to indicate that there is only one God, indivisible!. Then I took out the wine and bread which represents the body and blood of our Savior, Jesus Christ!. But then the Jew took a bite of his apple, reminding me of the original sin!. That was it!. I knew he had bested me!."
On the other side of town, the Jews were celebrating, with Hershel the hero of the day!.
"So, tell us, Hershel, what was the meaning of your debate!? We didn't understand any of it!."
"Yeah, tell us, Hersh…"
"Well first the priest raised his hand and said "all you jews gotta get the heck outta here!." No! I replied, and stamped my foot on the ground!. Absolutely not! We're not going anywhere!
"Then he held up three fingers, telling me we have just three days to get out of here!. I help up one finger, telling him not one single Jew was leaving this town!
Then, I think he got hungry because he took out his lunch, so I took out mine!. And then he just gave up!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have to have a kind of weird sense of humor to get this one!.
When I was a little boy my mom told me "god loves a trier"!. I said why does he have a car and she said "not a tire a trier"
I know it's dumb but I think it's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was a little boy my mom told me "god loves a trier"!. I said why does he have a car and she said "not a tire a trier"
I know it's dumb but I think it's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hate christians, ha ha, that one never gets old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com