Would you care to hear a dumb blond joke?!
Question: Would you care to hear a dumb blond joke!?
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas!. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes!.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your dumb blonde jokes!.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way!? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being!? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person!. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee”!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your dumb blonde jokes!.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way!? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being!? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person!. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee”!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Awwwwwwww, I kinda liked the little fellow!.
And I AM A BLONDE!
The blonde in the joke has a thin skin and NO sense
of humor!. :(!.
Suggestion:
How about a dumb REDHEAD or BRUNETTE joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
And I AM A BLONDE!
The blonde in the joke has a thin skin and NO sense
of humor!. :(!.
Suggestion:
How about a dumb REDHEAD or BRUNETTE joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny! lolz!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha!.!.!.!.!.!. a tear to my eye!.!.!.!.!.hahahahhahahahhaha!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!. very funny!. She does have a point, tho!.
I still think its funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I still think its funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes y not,
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LMAO, dumb blonde jokes alwayes get mehWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LMAO, dumb blonde jokes alwayes get mehWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think that is funny!.!.!.!.me and my friends always tell each other blonde jokes!.!.!.thanxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!. It's a bit long though isn't it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok it's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
im blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmao
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmao
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com