Ok another lot but do you think the kids would like thse?!
Question: Ok another lot but do you think the kids would like thse!?
Q: Why did the monkey chase the amblulance!?
A: na na na na na
Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep!?!?
A: A Woolly Jumper!!
Q: How did the cactus cross the road!?
A: It was stuck to the chicken!
Q: How much did it cost the pirate to get his ear pierced!?
A: A buck an ear (buccaneer)
Teacher: You were supposed to write five pages about milk, but you've only done one!.
Student: It's condensed milk!.
Teacher: Your essay about "cricket" looks rather short!.
Student: Yes, sir!. That's because rain stopped play!.
Teacher: Who can give me a sentence using the word "politics"!?
Student: My parrot swallowed a watch and now "polly ticks"!.
Teacher: Why are you resting your head on the piano!?
Student: I'm playing by ear!.
Teacher: What is a blood count!?
Student: Dracula
Teacher: What do you call the small rivers that flow into the Nile!?
Student: Juveniles!.
Teacher: How can you tell which end of a worm is its head!?
Student: Tickle its middle and see which end smiles!.
Teacher: Why do tigers eat raw meat!?
Student: Because they don't know how to cook!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: na na na na na
Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep!?!?
A: A Woolly Jumper!!
Q: How did the cactus cross the road!?
A: It was stuck to the chicken!
Q: How much did it cost the pirate to get his ear pierced!?
A: A buck an ear (buccaneer)
Teacher: You were supposed to write five pages about milk, but you've only done one!.
Student: It's condensed milk!.
Teacher: Your essay about "cricket" looks rather short!.
Student: Yes, sir!. That's because rain stopped play!.
Teacher: Who can give me a sentence using the word "politics"!?
Student: My parrot swallowed a watch and now "polly ticks"!.
Teacher: Why are you resting your head on the piano!?
Student: I'm playing by ear!.
Teacher: What is a blood count!?
Student: Dracula
Teacher: What do you call the small rivers that flow into the Nile!?
Student: Juveniles!.
Teacher: How can you tell which end of a worm is its head!?
Student: Tickle its middle and see which end smiles!.
Teacher: Why do tigers eat raw meat!?
Student: Because they don't know how to cook!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yes i loved most of them, but some i did not understand! (I'm a child!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
These one aren't that great either ! They are a little bit better than the others though !Www@Enter-QA@Com
very cute and nice jokes for kids!.!.!.!.!.!.!.thanks chris from all the kids who read them!.!.!.!.carry onWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com