How can I write a good, CLEAN, FUNNY, personal add?!


Question: How can I write a good, CLEAN, FUNNY, personal add!?
I I am trying to write a good personal add!. I am going to use it on a telephone dating service and on my add on the internet dating sites!.
I want it to be funny, so that my add will stand out above the rest!.
How should I write it!? Please don't steal ideas from the pros!. like Jeff Foxworthy, etc!. (I!.e!. no saying: If you do this, you might be a red neck! Or Here's your sign!)
How can I say this humorously:
I am a Single White Male!. 34 Y/O!. 5'7" 160 Lbs!. Short Brown hair!. Green eyes!.
I live in Orlando, FL!. Originally from Michigan!. I came here to get away from the cold weather in MI!. So far I love it here!.
I don't smoke and drink socially!.
I used to be a truck driver in the Army!. While in the service, I visited 13 different countries, including: Germany, Iraq, and Netherlands just to name a few!.
I like computers, writing, acting, dogs, cats, movies, Astronomy, NASA and making people laugh!. I !.have a great sense of humor!.
I am very adventurous!.
I study German on my free time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
in my opinion, that was very interesting, just keep it like it is!.!.!. german 'eh!? me gusta mas espanol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit!. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think the whole point of these ads is that they give the person an idea of how you see yourself!. Getting someone else to write it would be misleading!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just say what you said on this!. Or you can make yourself look kind of horny, what can I say!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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