Follow the toddler diet to lose weight ..its a proven diet?!
Question: Follow the toddler diet to lose weight !.!.its a proven diet!?
DAY ONE----
Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly!. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor!. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes!.
Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handfull of potato chips, and a glass of milk ( 3 sips only, then spill the rest)
Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of flat Pepsi!.
Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
DAY TWO-----
Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it!. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye!.
Lunch: Half a tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handfull of Purina Dog Chow (any flavor)!. One ice cube, if desired!.
Afternoon Snack: Lick an all-day sucker untill sticky, take outside, drop in dirt!. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again!. Then bring inside and drop on the rug!.
Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril!. Pour grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with a spoon!.
DAY THREE-----
Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair!. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass!. After breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of your best chair!.
Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich!. Spit several bites onto the floor!. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up!.
Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handfull of potato chips, some red punch!. Try to laugh some punch through nose, if possible!.
FINAL DAY----
Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive!. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar!.!. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog!.
Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet!. Find that sucker and finish eating it!.
Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk!. Leave meatball on plate!. Stick of mascara for dessert!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly!. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor!. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes!.
Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handfull of potato chips, and a glass of milk ( 3 sips only, then spill the rest)
Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of flat Pepsi!.
Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
DAY TWO-----
Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it!. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye!.
Lunch: Half a tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handfull of Purina Dog Chow (any flavor)!. One ice cube, if desired!.
Afternoon Snack: Lick an all-day sucker untill sticky, take outside, drop in dirt!. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again!. Then bring inside and drop on the rug!.
Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril!. Pour grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with a spoon!.
DAY THREE-----
Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair!. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass!. After breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of your best chair!.
Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich!. Spit several bites onto the floor!. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up!.
Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handfull of potato chips, some red punch!. Try to laugh some punch through nose, if possible!.
FINAL DAY----
Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive!. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar!.!. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog!.
Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet!. Find that sucker and finish eating it!.
Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk!. Leave meatball on plate!. Stick of mascara for dessert!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Thanks!. I think it's time for a conventional breakfast!. I owe you a toast [and coffee!.] Please join me!.
This one I think will work: the Amish farmer's diet!.
Eat anything you want, but you need to walk ten miles a day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This one I think will work: the Amish farmer's diet!.
Eat anything you want, but you need to walk ten miles a day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny, how about a darker joke, please don't read if under 18 or easilyy offended, or even if you are not easil offended!.
How do you make a child drink!?
Stick one in a liquidiser!.
Hope you found it funny and it didn't cause offence )Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you make a child drink!?
Stick one in a liquidiser!.
Hope you found it funny and it didn't cause offence )Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol hilarious lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
DAY FIVE :
Report mother to Social Services - for serious case of negligence !!!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Report mother to Social Services - for serious case of negligence !!!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is hillarious!. love the diet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yummy yum yumWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.
very good OR!.!.!.!.
I'll follow the "Terror" around!.!.!.bet I'll lose weight!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good OR!.!.!.!.
I'll follow the "Terror" around!.!.!.bet I'll lose weight!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!.
SO THATS WHAT DIET MY BABY SISTER IS ON!
SO NOW I KNOW
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
SO THATS WHAT DIET MY BABY SISTER IS ON!
SO NOW I KNOW
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol no thanks!.!.!.i don't want this diet!.!.hahaaa!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com