Best Joke gets 10 piont (im bored)?!
Question: Best Joke gets 10 piont (im bored)!?
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Mr!. Smith owned a small business!. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack!. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed!.
Mr!. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off!. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it!. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off!.
So, he sat in his office and watched them work!. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin!. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with!. Mr!. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off!."
And Sarah says, "Can you jack off!? I have a headache!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mr!. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off!. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it!. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off!.
So, he sat in his office and watched them work!. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin!. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with!. Mr!. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off!."
And Sarah says, "Can you jack off!? I have a headache!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home!. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship!.
The distance between us is just too great!.
I must admit that I have cheated on you
twice, since you've been gone, and it's not
fair to either of us!. I'm sorry!. Please return
the picture of me that I sent to you!.
Love,
Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc!. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies!. There were 57 photos in that envelope!.!.!.!. along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are!. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me!.
Thanks and Take Care,
Ricky
Confessions of kid
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner!.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted!.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday!." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker!. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home!. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday!. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did!.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year!. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year!.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday!." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter!.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday!. I want a red one!.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true!. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over!.
Letter 2
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year!. I still would really like a bike for my birthday!.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either!. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter!.
Letter 3
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year!. I am very sorry!. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday!. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike!.
Now, Bobby was very upset!. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church!. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad!. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him!.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner!. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar!. He looked around to see if anyone was there!. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary! !.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room!. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen!. Bobby began to write his letter to God!.
Letter 4
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA!. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!
!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship!.
The distance between us is just too great!.
I must admit that I have cheated on you
twice, since you've been gone, and it's not
fair to either of us!. I'm sorry!. Please return
the picture of me that I sent to you!.
Love,
Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc!. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies!. There were 57 photos in that envelope!.!.!.!. along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are!. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me!.
Thanks and Take Care,
Ricky
Confessions of kid
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner!.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted!.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday!." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker!. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home!. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday!. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did!.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year!. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year!.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday!." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter!.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday!. I want a red one!.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true!. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over!.
Letter 2
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year!. I still would really like a bike for my birthday!.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either!. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter!.
Letter 3
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year!. I am very sorry!. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday!. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike!.
Now, Bobby was very upset!. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church!. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad!. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him!.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner!. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar!. He looked around to see if anyone was there!. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary! !.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room!. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen!. Bobby began to write his letter to God!.
Letter 4
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA!. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!
!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny was in his math class
Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher
singled him out!.
'If I gave you $20,' the teacher began,' and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have!?'
'An orgy,' Johnny answered!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher
singled him out!.
'If I gave you $20,' the teacher began,' and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have!?'
'An orgy,' Johnny answered!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.yeah!.!.your age aren't appropriate for some jokes!.!.
heres one :-
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair!?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres one :-
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair!?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
why was the sun fighting the moon!?
because the moon kept coming out on Sundays LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
because the moon kept coming out on Sundays LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
What's yellow and dangerous!?
Shark infested custardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Shark infested custardWww@Enter-QA@Com
hm!.!.!.!.knock knockWww@Enter-QA@Com