Have you ever sat in the aisle seat?!
Question: Have you ever sat in the aisle seat!?
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London !. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat!.!.!.
Just before takeoff, a U!.S!. Marine sat down in the aisle seat!.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke!.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you!.'
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one,too!.'
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it!. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight!.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes he knew immediately what had happened!.
'Why does it have to be this way!?' he asked!. 'How long must this go on!? This fighting between our nations!? This hatred!? This animosity!?
This spitting in shoes and pi$$ing in cokes!?'
THE FEW!. THE PROUD!. THE MARINES!. THE BEST!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just before takeoff, a U!.S!. Marine sat down in the aisle seat!.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke!.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you!.'
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one,too!.'
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it!. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight!.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes he knew immediately what had happened!.
'Why does it have to be this way!?' he asked!. 'How long must this go on!? This fighting between our nations!? This hatred!? This animosity!?
This spitting in shoes and pi$$ing in cokes!?'
THE FEW!. THE PROUD!. THE MARINES!. THE BEST!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yes I have!. It's easier to get in out of your seat, but you have to expect peoples' butts in your face when they need to get through!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha =]
But, in all seriousness, aisle seats are kinda wonderful, more leg room!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But, in all seriousness, aisle seats are kinda wonderful, more leg room!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wouldn't worry about it!. As long as there are people like you to post this stupid $hit, I'm sure there will be plenty of people to spit in shoes and urinate in cokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL AHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT>>> AND MARINES ARE THE BEST!!!!!! I LOVE THEM 2!.!.!. i was sooo upset at first i was like no they are not doing some marine dirty! but he got em back! Semper Fi babY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahaha niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha, wow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Semper Fi lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was a really good one!!!!!!!! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats cool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, and it really isn't that funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I see your point of we will always come out on top!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good one
yes i have sat in the isle seatWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes i have sat in the isle seatWww@Enter-QA@Com
coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol :) That was so funny! Good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was good!.!.!.!.have you posted it in the military section!? I think they'd get a kick out of it :)
THANKSWww@Enter-QA@Com
THANKSWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ok, I'll admit that one was pretty funny!.!.!.wrong!.!.but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like ur jock!. niceWww@Enter-QA@Com