Something funny 2?!


Question: Something funny 2!?
this is part 2 to the something funny contest!. The rules are simple you are allowed to post as many jokes as you want!. And it can be about anything!. The winner gets ten points!.

here's one to start you off

A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe!."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank!."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot!."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it!."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband!.
He says, "Now you see!? It's not so difficult, is it!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I was walking through the park one day, and I saw an old man on the park bench crying!. So I went up to the old man and asked him what was wrong!.
"I have a beautiful wife," he said, "she's 26 and I'm 89, she cooks and cleans for me, she dresses me in the mornings, drives me to bingo, and we have sex 6 or 7 times a day, as long as I have the blue pills!."

"So why are you crying then!?" I asked!.

"I forgot where I live!."

Haha I love that joke :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

A TC in a train collects fine from girls!.!.!.

he collects Rs!.300 from a girl-


she was wearing sleeveless!.

from 2nd girl he collects Rs!. 200


she was wearing sleeveless & backless!.

From 3rd girl he collects Rs!. 100


she was wearing a sleeveless & backless & a skimpy mini-skirt!.!. !.


From 4th girl he collects Rs!. 0

why!? :P

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perverted dirty minds !! what r u thinking!?!?
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she had a ticket !!!

But I like the way U thoughtWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama Ha ha !.!.!.!. "Cash Money"Www@Enter-QA@Com

thas grossWww@Enter-QA@Com



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