One more for de road lol?!
Question: One more for de road lol!?
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School!. Usually she slept through the class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe!?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep!.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior!?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep!. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted!.
A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was!. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth!.
"Can you guess what it is!?"
"I don't know," said the boy!.
"I'll give you a hint!. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning!."
The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it!. It's a piece of assss!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior!?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep!. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted!.
A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was!. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth!.
"Can you guess what it is!?"
"I don't know," said the boy!.
"I'll give you a hint!. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning!."
The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it!. It's a piece of assss!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
the 1st one's hilarious! really disturbing and kinda rude thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one's still the better one =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Honey thanks for the laugh I really enjoyed them!.xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
2nd one!.!.
too funny lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
too funny lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
love the first one lolWww@Enter-QA@Com