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Question: And another!?
Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of his church!. The minister said that they would have to go without s*x for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went!.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newlywed!.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister!. The retired couple said it was no problem at all!. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem!. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint!.
"A can of paint!?!!?" exclaimed the minister!.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man!. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then!. Lust took over!."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church!.
"That's okay," said the man!. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newlywed!.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister!. The retired couple said it was no problem at all!. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem!. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint!.
"A can of paint!?!!?" exclaimed the minister!.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man!. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then!. Lust took over!."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church!.
"That's okay," said the man!. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha, that was good sat dwn here at 02!.48am on thursday and that made me laugh lol, thats a good one and the one about the ladys facelift was good too lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohhh that was hilarious!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i do not get the home depot partWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. Thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao funny! that's how i was born =P
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Lol Honey you have me in stiches again tonight,thanks for that laugh I needed that honey!.xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com