What is the funniest joke you have heard this year?!
Question: What is the funniest joke you have heard this year!?
ot the best joke you got!?
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little april was asleep in class!.the teacher decided to try to catch her out and asks 'Tell me april who created the universe'!?!.when april didnt stir,her friend johnny jabbed her in the back with a pen,'GOD ALMIGHTY!' shouted april!.a little later the teacher asks her 'who is our saviour!?'!.johnny again stabs her with the pen and april shouts 'JESUS CHRIST' the teacher wa determined to catch her asleep and asks 'what did eve say to adam after she had their 23rd child!?'johnny again comes to the rescue and jabs april who screams'IF YOU STICK THAT ******* THING IN ME ONCE MORE,ILL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ****!!!!' the teacher faintedWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was shopping the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said,
"I've lost my wife in here somewhere!.
Can you talk to me a couple of minutes!?"
The woman looks puzzled!. "Why talk to me!?", she asks!.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with **** like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!."
not the best but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
"I've lost my wife in here somewhere!.
Can you talk to me a couple of minutes!?"
The woman looks puzzled!. "Why talk to me!?", she asks!.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with **** like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!."
not the best but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
3 blondes were walking and the three of them spotted a row of tracks 1 blonde goes, i think that those are bird tracks, 2 blond goes i think its cow tracks, the third blonde goes, i think its human tracks the three of them were still arguing when thye train ran them over!!!
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
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A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you!?
run as she still has the grenade!! had me for ages
ohh and 'mummy,mummy why is daddy running away!?'
'shut up and help me reload!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
run as she still has the grenade!! had me for ages
ohh and 'mummy,mummy why is daddy running away!?'
'shut up and help me reload!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats the difference between a blonde and a mesquito!?
when you smack the mesquito it stops suckingWww@Enter-QA@Com
when you smack the mesquito it stops suckingWww@Enter-QA@Com
How to clean mouse balls!.
See the link, its really funny!.
http://www!.laughparty!.com/print!.php!?id=2!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
See the link, its really funny!.
http://www!.laughparty!.com/print!.php!?id=2!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I used to date a girl who worked at Marks and Spencers but she wouldn't let me try anything on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
YOU!! HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!Www@Enter-QA@Com