Is this letter funny yes or no?!
Question: Is this letter funny yes or no!?
Letter from a Farm Kid
(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training)
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well!. Hope you are too!. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile!. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled!.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a!.m!., but I am getting so I like to sleep late!. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things!. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay!.!.!. practically nothing!. Men got to shave but it's not so bad!.!.!. there's warm water!. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc!., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee!. Their food plus yours holds you 'til noon when you get fed again!. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much!.
We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us!. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different!. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home!. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks!.
The country is nice but awful flat!. The sergeant is like a school teacher!. He nags a lot!. The captain is like the school board!. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown!. They don't bother you none!.
This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing!. I keep getting medals for shooting!. I don't know why!. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home!. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it!. You don't even load your own cartridges!. They come in boxes!.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training!. You get to wrestle with them city boys!. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy!. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home!. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake!. I only beat him once!. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry!.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join up before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding on in!.
Your loving daughter,
AliceWww@Enter-QA@Com
(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training)
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well!. Hope you are too!. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile!. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled!.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a!.m!., but I am getting so I like to sleep late!. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things!. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay!.!.!. practically nothing!. Men got to shave but it's not so bad!.!.!. there's warm water!. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc!., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee!. Their food plus yours holds you 'til noon when you get fed again!. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much!.
We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us!. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different!. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home!. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks!.
The country is nice but awful flat!. The sergeant is like a school teacher!. He nags a lot!. The captain is like the school board!. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown!. They don't bother you none!.
This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing!. I keep getting medals for shooting!. I don't know why!. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home!. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it!. You don't even load your own cartridges!. They come in boxes!.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training!. You get to wrestle with them city boys!. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy!. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home!. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake!. I only beat him once!. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry!.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join up before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding on in!.
Your loving daughter,
AliceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is one tough lady, lol!.!!!
Funny mate so 10/10!.!!!
Cheers, still smiling here!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is one tough lady, lol!.!!!
Funny mate so 10/10!.!!!
Cheers, still smiling here!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was all great!. But when it got to the "Your loving daughter, Alice" part i just had to burst out laughing! I loved it!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and my answer is, YES!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, and my answer is, YES!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was just okay and getting better until I got to the very end!.
"Alice!?!" That made me laugh out loud!.
I think I married her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Alice!?!" That made me laugh out loud!.
I think I married her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's not only very funnny, it's brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant! The punchline is a cracker!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It got me to laughin', by golly!.
A-yup!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A-yup!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bit long but the ending was a blast! Worth reading 'til the last punch - lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i found that quite entertaining! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
great endingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just goes to show, it depends what you are used to!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
meh!.!.!. im guessing the punchline is its a girl!? not too impressed!.!.!. kinda feel like i wasted 2 minutes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG lol - funny a bit long but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was quite funny! I am starring you for that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like this!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not rlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
its cute =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
noWww@Enter-QA@Com
i thought it was cute!. us country follks knows how to get-r-done!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com