Is this true or just plain funny?!
Question: Is this true or just plain funny!?
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping!.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs!.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper!.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart!.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism!.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents!.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights!.
(Cat fight anyhow!.!.!.just start them!.)
7) Thou shall not skip class!.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class!.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex!.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street!.
(just leave'm in the middle)Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping!.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs!.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper!.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart!.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism!.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents!.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights!.
(Cat fight anyhow!.!.!.just start them!.)
7) Thou shall not skip class!.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class!.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex!.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street!.
(just leave'm in the middle)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you forgot you shall be atotal git til you lev homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
5, 6, and 8, aren't true, the rest are =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
some were funny,but some may take offense from this!.But again,it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Neither!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. ! funny!.!. i dont think it's true though!. im a teenager and my mind's not that rotten!.!.!^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
lololololoololololololololololololololol!.!.!.
rotflmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha ha!.!!!
Good ones Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolols i totally agreeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuckle worthy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice!. you make this up or somethin!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
never thought of it like that but so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com