Do the kids like these or are they all groaners?!


Question: Do the kids like these or are they all groaners!?
Q: What's red and goes up and down!?
A: A tomato in an elevator!.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue!?
A: We have to stick together!.

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster!?
A: Hello, hello!.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull!?
A: A bulldoser!.

Q: When is a baseball player like a thief!?
A: When he steals a base!.

Q: What did the can say to the can opener!?
A: You make me flip my lid!.

Q: What is a volcano!?
A: A mountain with the hiccups!.

Q: What do you find at the end of everything!?
A: The letter "g"!.

Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe!?
A: He called a toe truck!.

Q: Why do two skunks argue!?
A: Because they like to kick up a stink!.

Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier!?
A: You can count on me!.

Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street!?
A: Put them in a barking lot!.

Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on!?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat!.

Q: What did the painter say to the wall!?
A: One more crack and I'll plaster you!.

Q: Why is baseball like a cake!?
A: They both need batters!.

Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion!?
A: Take me to your weeder!.

Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins!?
A: Slippers!

Q: What did the rug say to the floor!?
A: I've got you covered!

Q: How do you make antifreeze!?
A: You steal her blanket!.

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell!?
A: Because her horns don't work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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hehehehe!




loved them all hun!Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.These are very pun-ne!. And pun-ne spelled backwards is en-nup - and en-nup is en-nup, so that's quite en-nup!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Some of them are okay, some are dumb and not funny!. It depends on how old the kids are i guess!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

They are so bad that some of them are actually almost ok :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

would have to be a REALLY young kidWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

you'd have to be a really really little kidWww@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Q: What's the name of the most dangerous city!?
A: Electricity!
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Q: What is the computer's favorite dance!?
A: Disk-o!.
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Q: How would you look if you were bald!?
A: I would look with my eyes!.
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Q: Why couldn't the flower ride the bike!?
A: Because it had lost its petals!.
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Q: How did the frog die!?
A: It croaked!
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A boy's Mom asks him, "Honey why are you sleeping with a ruler!?"
The boy replies, "I wanted to see how long I slept!."
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Q: What should you do with a blue monster!?
A: Cheer him up!
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Q: What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen!?
A: Time to buy a new clock!
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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea!?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagulls!.
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Q: Why do cows have bells!?
A: Their horns don't work!.
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Q: What did the spider do in the computer!?
A: He made a webpage!.
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Q: What do squirrels do when they fall in love!?
A: They go nuts!
Q: Why did the ghost cross the road!?
A: The chicken got hit by a 16 wheeler!.
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Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road!?
A: He got his safety pin caught on the chicken!.
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Q: Why did a cow go to Hollywood!?
A: He wanted to become a MOOOOOOOviestar
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Q: What can you say to an annoying cockroach!?
A: "Stop bugging me!"
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Q: What color is a burp!?
A: Burple!.
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Q: What kind of key can't open a door!?
A: A donkey!.
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Q: Why must two elephants go for a swim in the pool!?
A: Because they need a pair of trunks!.
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Q: Why did the gum cross the road!?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
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Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you!?
A: Pool table!.
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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons!?
A: A sour puss!.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull!?
A: A bulldozer!.
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