The PERFECT Man??????!


Question: The PERFECT Man!?!?!?!?!?!?
A woman runs and add through the personal section of a popular news paper that reads; RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1!. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2!. WON'T RUN AWAY
3!. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail!.!.!.all to no avail!. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications!.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again!. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat!. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want!?"
"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams!. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away!."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed!?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freaking head off! A star for you!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I dont get it, someone please explain!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cute!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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was he and are you still with him!!!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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greatWww@Enter-QA@Com

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haha made my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com



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