Dear Ricky...?!
Question: Dear Ricky!.!.!.!?
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship!. The distance between us is just too great!. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us!. I'm sorry!. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you!.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc!.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies!. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are!. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me!.
Take Care, RickyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I can no longer continue our relationship!. The distance between us is just too great!. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us!. I'm sorry!. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you!.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc!.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies!. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are!. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me!.
Take Care, RickyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! LMAO!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Ricky,
Here are the rest of the pictures you sent!. I've taken the liberty of also keeping the pictures of the two girls I cheated on you with!. Apparently, I wasn't the only one you couldn't get it up for!.
BeckyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Here are the rest of the pictures you sent!. I've taken the liberty of also keeping the pictures of the two girls I cheated on you with!. Apparently, I wasn't the only one you couldn't get it up for!.
BeckyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahah!.
that was funny!.
star star star!.
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bahahha!.
made my day!!
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that was funny!.
star star star!.
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bahahha!.
made my day!!
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funny, focl, lol, wiping tears, peed in pants (not literally), o precious moments, now i'm being stared at!.!.!.!.!.!.!.oh well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ya no offense but not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
a sad story after all, isn't it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
oohhh!.!.so sweet!.!.poor Ricky!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com