Funny, short jokes?!
Question: Funny, short jokes!?
I hate long jokes, just short ones!. Please!. I'm in the mood for a laugh :-]Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on!. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut!. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones!.
the stylist replied "no" so the blond left!. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing!. the stylist replied "ok"!.
after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair!. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot!. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones!. they were saying, "breath in, breath outWww@Enter-QA@Com
the stylist replied "no" so the blond left!. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing!. the stylist replied "ok"!.
after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair!. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot!. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones!. they were saying, "breath in, breath outWww@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
someone broke into my house and left some glue and construction paper!.!.
I didnt know what to make of it!
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A man was diagnosed whith cancer and then alzheimers!.
He said " well at least I dont have cancer!"
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I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks ‘Are you reading that!?" I didn’t know what to say!. So I said yes!. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down againWww@Enter-QA@Com
I didnt know what to make of it!
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A man was diagnosed whith cancer and then alzheimers!.
He said " well at least I dont have cancer!"
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I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks ‘Are you reading that!?" I didn’t know what to say!. So I said yes!. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down againWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blond woman goes to the dentist!.
-Mr!.Dentist!. I want you to paint my teeth blue!.
-What!!!
-Just do it!!
So she painted her teeth blue, she went back to her car and she called her friend to talk about many things!. While she was driving a policeman stopped her!.
-Mam your were talking at your mobile while you were driving!. Here is how much you must pay!.
-Oh come on!! Dont you see i have blue-tooth!!
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-Mr!.Dentist!. I want you to paint my teeth blue!.
-What!!!
-Just do it!!
So she painted her teeth blue, she went back to her car and she called her friend to talk about many things!. While she was driving a policeman stopped her!.
-Mam your were talking at your mobile while you were driving!. Here is how much you must pay!.
-Oh come on!! Dont you see i have blue-tooth!!
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a horse walks into a bar
the bartender says "why the long face!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the bartender says "why the long face!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two guys walk into a bar, you'd think the second one would have ducked!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the ones they gave you are goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did the chicken cross the road!?
cause hes gay and his man lover was on the other side!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause hes gay and his man lover was on the other side!Www@Enter-QA@Com