10 points to the first funny joke that makes me laugh?!


Question: 10 points to the first funny joke that makes me laugh!?
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The Lone Ranger and his faithful red Indian chum, Tonto, are riding down a hillside in the Wild West, when Tonto suddenly stops, gets off his horse and puts his head to the ground!. ‘Buffalo come,’ Tonto said!. ‘Amazing! How do you know!?’ asks the Lone Ranger!. ‘Ear stuck to ground,’ replies Tonto!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Who is Jack Schitt!? The Lineage Revealed!.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt"!. Now, You can handle the situation!.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O!. Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O!. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc!.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout!.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced!. Noe later married Mr!. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock!.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt!. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse!. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt!.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them!.

lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i am not being racist or steriotypical but here is one!.!.!.

If santa clause, a red head and a smart blonde were playing poker!.
who would win!?



The red head because the other 2 don't exist!

You get it!?
Santa Don't Exist and there is no such thing as a smart blonde!

i hope i havent offended anyone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

2 blonds are driving down the road!. The blonde driving asked the blonde in the passenger seat to check if her blinkers were working!. The blonde in the passenger seat looked out the rearview mirror and said "yes!. no!. yes!.no!.!.!."

he he ha ha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

ok so there was this guy he was standing in front of another guy and the other guy was telling a joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. so wat did the other person did when the joke was done!?!?!?!? the answer is he said hahahahahaahah!!!!! ok that was kind of retarted i got another one!.!.!.!.!.!.!. how do u catch a squirrl!?!?!?!?!?!?!? u act like a nut!!!!!!! ahahhaah ok so boring sorry have nothingWww@Enter-QA@Com

What's the worst six years of a blonde's life!?





Answer-

Third Grade



I don't think blonde's are dumb it's just that I think these kind of jokes are funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Soo theres this kid name Harry Weener

Mom: Ohh! My little Harry Weener needs a hair cut!
Teacher: Is there a Harry Weener in this class!?
Girl: That Harry Weener has a dirty Mouth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. pudding!.!.!.ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ice cream sandwhiches come my way eat dem n melt awayWww@Enter-QA@Com



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