Can there be a more "clear" description than this ????!


Question: Can there be a more "clear" description than this !?!?!?!?
A family is at the dinner table!. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there!?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts!. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm!. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit!. After fifty, they are like onions!."

"Onions!?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry!."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there!?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree!. In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard!. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable!. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree!."

"A Christmas tree!?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ha ha !!

Well done, very very funny and oh so true,

I am glad the wife had a good come back to her husbands remarks!.

love the joke "lol"

I hope you don't mind if I use it some time, thanks!.

!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

explicitly explainedWww@Enter-QA@Com

yea the guy has no balls and can't get hardWww@Enter-QA@Com

ROFLMAO !! Good one !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yeah!!
nice one!!
starred*!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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