Why Did The chicken Really cross the road?!
Question: Why Did The chicken Really cross the road!?
Was it really to get to the other sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
because he was running away from an asianWww@Enter-QA@Com
The chicken was feeling confident, it was a nice spring day, traffic was light, visibility was good, all the other chickens crossed the road, so naturally this one didn't want to appear anti-social, contrary, and oddly different!. so did proceed to do the deed that got him to the other side!.
obviously!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
obviously!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Should we really be concerned about the chicken!? Obviously, they're very good at crossing!.!.!.when's the last time you saw a dead chicken in the road or on the side of the road!? We need to ask ourselves, "Why do the squirrels, possums, and armadillos cross the road!?"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.1!. To get to the other side!.
!.!.!.2!. To get away from Col!. Sanders
!.!.!.3!. To see his friend Gregory Peck
!.!.!.4!. To get away from too many poultry thoughts!.
!.!.!.5!. To get away from Tyson!.
!.!.!.6!. The hen crossed it 1/2 way, to lay it on the line!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.2!. To get away from Col!. Sanders
!.!.!.3!. To see his friend Gregory Peck
!.!.!.4!. To get away from too many poultry thoughts!.
!.!.!.5!. To get away from Tyson!.
!.!.!.6!. The hen crossed it 1/2 way, to lay it on the line!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My guess is either there was something on the other side of the road that the chicken wanted or something on the side of the road the chicken started on that the chicken didn't like!.
I'm sure you'll get better answers than this though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sure you'll get better answers than this though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The name of the chicken was Shepherd Di Larza and he crossed the road to kill the wolfWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was to get away from the side he was on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Trust a chicken to ask a weird question!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was to see the rooster, which was forbidden in the chicken coop!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was to get away from a lame joke like this oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
nop it was to get to the easter bunny
who ever heard of an egg layin bunny!? huh!? huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
who ever heard of an egg layin bunny!? huh!? huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
O_OWww@Enter-QA@Com
A fox was commingWww@Enter-QA@Com
to escape his turn next for barbequeingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because his beak was stuck in someones BUTT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
to escape kfcWww@Enter-QA@Com