New Bride learns to cook?!
Question: New Bride learns to cook!?
Dear Diary:
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home!. It's fun to cook for Bob!. Today I made angel food cake!. The recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately" The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls!.
Tuesday:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper!. The recipe said, "Serve without dressing!." So I didn't dress!. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper!.
Wednesday:
A good day for rice!. Recipe said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice!." It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath!. I can't say it improved the rice any!.
Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again!. I tried a new recipe!. It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving!." Which is what led up to Bob asking me why there was lettuce in our bed!.
Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies!. It said, "Put all ingredients in bowl and beat it!." There must have been something wrong with this recipe!. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left!.
Saturday:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken!. He asked me to dress it for Sunday!. (oh boy) For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten!.
Sunday:
Bob's folks came to dinner!. I wanted to serve roast!. All I could find was hamburger!. Suddenly I had a flash of genius!. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast!. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment!.
Good night, Dear Diary!. This has been a very exciting week!. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob!. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with "Chocolate Moose!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home!. It's fun to cook for Bob!. Today I made angel food cake!. The recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately" The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls!.
Tuesday:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper!. The recipe said, "Serve without dressing!." So I didn't dress!. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper!.
Wednesday:
A good day for rice!. Recipe said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice!." It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath!. I can't say it improved the rice any!.
Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again!. I tried a new recipe!. It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving!." Which is what led up to Bob asking me why there was lettuce in our bed!.
Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies!. It said, "Put all ingredients in bowl and beat it!." There must have been something wrong with this recipe!. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left!.
Saturday:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken!. He asked me to dress it for Sunday!. (oh boy) For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten!.
Sunday:
Bob's folks came to dinner!. I wanted to serve roast!. All I could find was hamburger!. Suddenly I had a flash of genius!. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast!. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment!.
Good night, Dear Diary!. This has been a very exciting week!. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob!. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with "Chocolate Moose!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Don't forget about how disappointed she was when she tried to wash the ice cubes only to find that they disappeared !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! I loved every one of them!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lovely! It is very enjoyable reading it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The counting to ten was that Bob was keeping his temper cause the wife was so dumb!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I've had dreams like that!.!.!.!.!.!.
Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've had dreams like that!.!.!.!.!.!.
Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats so funny!
I dont get the counting to 10 bit!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get the counting to 10 bit!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL *Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's really funny, lol, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow shes an idiot lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow that is so good thanks!!!!! love it lol have a star , shame i can't give you 30!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very nice! i love this!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol- Ha Ha Ha (Friday was the funniest!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
omd! thats really good !!
not much makes me lol these days, but that did!
have a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not much makes me lol these days, but that did!
have a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
is the wife blonde!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol is it u!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com