Do you drive or take a Taxi ????!
Question: Do you drive or take a Taxi !?!?!?!?
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block!. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door!.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, totally naked woman sitting in the back seat!.
"Where to!?" he stammered!.
"Union Station," answered the woman!.
"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror!. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver!?"
The driver replied, "Well, ma'am, I can't help noticing that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare!?"
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question!?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, totally naked woman sitting in the back seat!.
"Where to!?" he stammered!.
"Union Station," answered the woman!.
"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror!. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver!?"
The driver replied, "Well, ma'am, I can't help noticing that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare!?"
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question!?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ANSWER: I Take a taxi
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Good joke!.!.!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think I love you!. I can't be certain until I stop laughing though!. lol I need to tell this one to Mr!. Dawna
Shiney Star for you Lovely Clo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shiney Star for you Lovely Clo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bahhahahaaa thats sick!
And wats with the question!?
Yu take a taxi unless yur a taxi driver!.
Then yu drive it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And wats with the question!?
Yu take a taxi unless yur a taxi driver!.
Then yu drive it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL very funny thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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drive and yes the joke is good,im telling it my neighbour tomorrow !Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I PREFER TO WALK!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
neither i walk, nice joke btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dnt get it!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ouch!.!.!.!.for her!.!.!.!.
LMAO!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is not a question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com