10 Husbands Still a Virgin?!
Question: 10 Husbands Still a Virgin!?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands!.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!.'
'What!?' said the puzzled groom!.
'How can that be if you've been married ten times!?'
'Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!.'
'What!?' said the puzzled groom!.
'How can that be if you've been married ten times!?'
'Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ahaaaahaaahaaaha that is hilarious, best joke ive heard in a while!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya shes definitely goin to get screwed
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ya shes definitely goin to get screwed
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dont listen to what they say they just say it because they didnt think of it!. faboulos!. nice joke!. and that also proves even your own lawyer can screw you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahaha!. i found it funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i remember this joke only in a different version!.!.!.lol though
i'll be genorousWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'll be genorousWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
oooook!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe!. Very cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lawyer joke!?
i dont get it
mabye it'd be funny if i was a lawyer !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it
mabye it'd be funny if i was a lawyer !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was cute!.!.a little long!.!.!.but cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's way too long to be funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com