Is this johnny joke cute?!
Question: Is this johnny joke cute!?
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about an inch and a half long, hard, and
it's got a little red head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a match stick, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about an inch and a half long, hard, and
it's got a little red head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a match stick, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that was hilarious!!!!!! star for you!! and I think I know what the teacher was thinking!.!.!. I'm thinking!.!.!. that the teacher was thinking that!.!. it was his you "you know what"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA AHAHAHAHA
THATS LONG BUT FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG OMG I CANT BREATHE!!
AHHHHH HAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
THATS LONG BUT FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG OMG I CANT BREATHE!!
AHHHHH HAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO HiLARiOUS!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHHAAHHA nice one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao thats brilliant!. hahaha!. dont you just love kids!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
aww hahahah yep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a riot!.
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lol its funny, but when would he ever have a matchstick in his pocket!?
when would anyone!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
when would anyone!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
teacher got pwned by johnny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!
I love Johnny jokes so much, they are cute!
Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love Johnny jokes so much, they are cute!
Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think its brillopads with bells onWww@Enter-QA@Com
rofl
omg
that was a good joke
=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg
that was a good joke
=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmbo!.
loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like it very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao! Yes, very cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah!.!.lol
It's
C-ool
U-nique
T-errific
E-xcellentWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's
C-ool
U-nique
T-errific
E-xcellentWww@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't find it funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com