What r some good jokes?!
Question: What r some good jokes!?
i need jokes tht could b humorous, naughty, rasist, or w/eWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What's the difference between -insert race- and a bench!? A bench can support a family!.
Why are black people affraid of chainsaws!? Because of the noise they make!. RUNnigganigganigganigganigga!.
How do get a black guy down from a tree!? You cut the noose!.
Why are black people so good at basketball!? Because they can shoot, steal, and run!.
Why so black people and chinese people love roller coasters!? Because of the noise they make: ChingchingchingchingchingNigganigganigga!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why are black people affraid of chainsaws!? Because of the noise they make!. RUNnigganigganigganigganigga!.
How do get a black guy down from a tree!? You cut the noose!.
Why are black people so good at basketball!? Because they can shoot, steal, and run!.
Why so black people and chinese people love roller coasters!? Because of the noise they make: ChingchingchingchingchingNigganigganigga!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut!.
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A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD' !?' Granny replies, 'F**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!?!!'
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Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room!. Dad reluctantly agrees!.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice!?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex!. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement!.
Dad says, 'So what were you watching!?'
Billy replied, ' Wimbledon !.'
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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror remarked to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment!' He replies, 'You have perfect eyesight!'
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A wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body!?' Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD' !?' Granny replies, 'F**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!?!!'
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Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room!. Dad reluctantly agrees!.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice!?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex!. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement!.
Dad says, 'So what were you watching!?'
Billy replied, ' Wimbledon !.'
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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror remarked to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment!' He replies, 'You have perfect eyesight!'
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A wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body!?' Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok so your on the merry-go-round
to your left is a raging rhino
to your right is a roaring lion
what if your on a nayying horse
what do you do!?!?!?!?!?
WHAT THE F*CK!? GET YOUR GROWN ASZ OFF!
mommy and daddy was having "fun" on the couch!.
little girl comes up and says "mom!? what did you and dad do last night!?
(mother) "we were just eating cupcakes"
(girl) " cool! because i just ate the frosting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to your left is a raging rhino
to your right is a roaring lion
what if your on a nayying horse
what do you do!?!?!?!?!?
WHAT THE F*CK!? GET YOUR GROWN ASZ OFF!
mommy and daddy was having "fun" on the couch!.
little girl comes up and says "mom!? what did you and dad do last night!?
(mother) "we were just eating cupcakes"
(girl) " cool! because i just ate the frosting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Paul walkes into the bedroom and sees his mum and dad having sex!. "what are you doing"!? he asks!.
The Mum says " we are making you a little brother or sister for you to play with"!.
"OOOOHH PLEASE DADDY", shouts Paul " TURN MUMMY AROUND, I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE A PUPPY"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Mum says " we are making you a little brother or sister for you to play with"!.
"OOOOHH PLEASE DADDY", shouts Paul " TURN MUMMY AROUND, I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE A PUPPY"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mother is so old her breast milk is powder!.
Your so fat everytime your turn over in bed you burn you a ss on the lightbulb!.
Your so fat whenever you wear high heels you drilling for oil
Dere not very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your so fat everytime your turn over in bed you burn you a ss on the lightbulb!.
Your so fat whenever you wear high heels you drilling for oil
Dere not very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've posted one!.!.!. Have you read it!?
It's pretty funny:
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's pretty funny:
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why was the bee flying with its legs crossed!?
it needed to get to the BP stationWww@Enter-QA@Com
it needed to get to the BP stationWww@Enter-QA@Com
your so stupid you sat on the T!.V TO watch the couch lol
your fat you sat on a quarter and a booger pop out of george washingtons nose lol
those are stupid lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
your fat you sat on a quarter and a booger pop out of george washingtons nose lol
those are stupid lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
who's there
nobody
nobody who
(don't say anything)
or what kind of nurse is the nurse with dirty knees
the head nurseWww@Enter-QA@Com
who's there
nobody
nobody who
(don't say anything)
or what kind of nurse is the nurse with dirty knees
the head nurseWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did the tomato blush!.!.!?
Because it saw the salad dressing!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because it saw the salad dressing!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do blonds kill themselves!?
by putting a stratch and sniff sticker in the poolWww@Enter-QA@Com
by putting a stratch and sniff sticker in the poolWww@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
who's there!?
i eat mop
i eat mop who!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
who's there!?
i eat mop
i eat mop who!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
whos there
im a cowboy Ya
im a cowboy YA-WHOOOOOO
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
whos there
im a cowboy Ya
im a cowboy YA-WHOOOOOO
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com