Funny Blonde Joke!! Lol?!
Question: Funny Blonde Joke!! Lol!?
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head!.
"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde!.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde!.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed!.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde!. Within seconds, the blonde dies!. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde!.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde!.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed!.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde!. Within seconds, the blonde dies!. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump!.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend!."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No!. A bet's a bet!."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend!."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No!. A bet's a bet!."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA!! I Like it!. Okay ive got one too!.
A blond and a brunette both jump off a building at the same time!. Who hits the ground first!?
The brunette because the blond had to ask direction on the way down!!
I LOVE blond jokes even though I AM BLONDEWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blond and a brunette both jump off a building at the same time!. Who hits the ground first!?
The brunette because the blond had to ask direction on the way down!!
I LOVE blond jokes even though I AM BLONDEWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have heard that one before!. I have one Four blondes go to disney world they see a sign that said Disney left so they turned around and went home!. That is the first one i ever heard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.funny!. I'm not a fond of blonde jokes but this on was funny LOL!.!.!.but not that funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny i taught the specialist was the blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol I like it, even though I am blonde but it's funny
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not really!.!.!.
blonde jokes are kinda oldWww@Enter-QA@Com
blonde jokes are kinda oldWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha which part is fuuny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com