Corny pick up lines?!
Question: Corny pick up lines!?
say the corniest pick up lines you know!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make you bed rock
Do your legs hurt!? cause you were running around my mind all day
Hey I have a waterbed, wanna make waves!?
I have some skittles in my mouth!.!.!. wanna taste the rainbow!?
Do you have a mirror in your pants!? Cause I can see myself in them ;)
Do you take karate!? Cause your body is KICKIN!
Are you wearing space pants!? Cause your butt is outta this world!
Are you from Tennessee!? Cause you're the only ten I see!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do your legs hurt!? cause you were running around my mind all day
Hey I have a waterbed, wanna make waves!?
I have some skittles in my mouth!.!.!. wanna taste the rainbow!?
Do you have a mirror in your pants!? Cause I can see myself in them ;)
Do you take karate!? Cause your body is KICKIN!
Are you wearing space pants!? Cause your butt is outta this world!
Are you from Tennessee!? Cause you're the only ten I see!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Guy: Are you from heaven!? Because your body is out of this world!
Guy: Did it hurt!?
Girl: What!?
Guy: When you fell from heaven!?
Guy: Are you coming to the party!?
Girl: What party!?
Guy: The party in my pants!
and of course the lame rejection pick-up line
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning!?
Girl: Non-FertilizedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Guy: Did it hurt!?
Girl: What!?
Guy: When you fell from heaven!?
Guy: Are you coming to the party!?
Girl: What party!?
Guy: The party in my pants!
and of course the lame rejection pick-up line
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning!?
Girl: Non-FertilizedWww@Enter-QA@Com
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear!.
You have more curves than a race track!.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor !.!.!. what say we tie up for the night!?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before!?
I seem to have lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight!?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear!.
You have more curves than a race track!.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor !.!.!. what say we tie up for the night!?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before!?
I seem to have lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight!?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have beautiful legs, when do they open!?
Screw me if im wrong but is your name Jeanine!?
I see your forecast tonight as a 95% chance of dong!.
I can read minds, you not wearing panties, "yes i am" dangit, is forgot this thing is forward an hour!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Screw me if im wrong but is your name Jeanine!?
I see your forecast tonight as a 95% chance of dong!.
I can read minds, you not wearing panties, "yes i am" dangit, is forgot this thing is forward an hour!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
are you from jamaca!?-becaus Ja-makin me crazy!.
if you were a president, you'll be baberham lincon
is there a ninja in your pants because your *** kicking
well thats all i remember! hope this is funny enough to win!Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you were a president, you'll be baberham lincon
is there a ninja in your pants because your *** kicking
well thats all i remember! hope this is funny enough to win!Www@Enter-QA@Com
do you have a bandaid!?
cause i just fell for you!.
can i have your phone number!?
i lost yours!.
it must have hurt when you fell from heaven!.
cause you're an angel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause i just fell for you!.
can i have your phone number!?
i lost yours!.
it must have hurt when you fell from heaven!.
cause you're an angel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do u wash your clothes with Windex cuz i can see myself in your pants
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Did u eat lucky charms this morning cuz u look magically deliciousWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Did u eat lucky charms this morning cuz u look magically deliciousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Life is to short to sod around, do you!.
Yes!.
Lets go!.
ps!. Don′t knock the direct route!. 75% success rate!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!.
Lets go!.
ps!. Don′t knock the direct route!. 75% success rate!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ive cant remember where i live!.
can i just come to yours!.
or
i need directions
where to!?
your place!.
;)
xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
can i just come to yours!.
or
i need directions
where to!?
your place!.
;)
xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
are you a parking ticket cus you have FINE written all over you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brr my hands are cold can i warm them on your hot sexy breasts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
god took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com