Did this blonde think she told the policeman the truth ?!
Question: Did this blonde think she told the policeman the truth !?
There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph!. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road!. When she had stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration please!."
"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this," she said smiling!.
"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a license!."
The blonde then reached into her purse and handed him her license!. Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected!. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration!."
She pointed to the bottom of the license, "See!? it says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this," she said smiling!.
"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a license!."
The blonde then reached into her purse and handed him her license!. Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected!. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration!."
She pointed to the bottom of the license, "See!? it says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's good! very good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Absolutely great !. loved it!. Talking about driving!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Pavarotti goes to heaven!. He meets princess Di inside!. Hi there Di how are you!? I'm fine thanks!.
Pavarotti says I like your halo!
Princess Di replies its not a halo you fat git its a steering wheel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pavarotti goes to heaven!. He meets princess Di inside!. Hi there Di how are you!? I'm fine thanks!.
Pavarotti says I like your halo!
Princess Di replies its not a halo you fat git its a steering wheel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY!.
HAhahahaha
omg omg omg i cant breathe!.
ROFL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAhahahaha
omg omg omg i cant breathe!.
ROFL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that's funny!. i can only hope that all the blondes in the world aren't as dumb as that!
ciaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
ciaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA THAT IS HYSTERICAL OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quality Blonde joke!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was ok!. Yet I have heard better!. Still it was good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just love those blond jokes! Thanks for a good laugh !!!
Hugs CJ (More stars)!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hugs CJ (More stars)!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA I LOOVVVE IT!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think she though she was telling the truth!.!.but that is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL hahahahahahaha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.so funny!.!.can !.!.!.hardly!.!.breath!.!.!.!.!.a !.!.!.*!.!.!.!.!.4u!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and!.!.!.10!.!.!.points for!.!.!.me :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i seriously dont get!. Someone help me undastandWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
funny blond
no wait, its the joke right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny blond
no wait, its the joke right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one kindaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!! blonde jokes r gr8!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!!!!! very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmao
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmao
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com