How do you use your napkin?!

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> THE GOOD NAPKINS!.!.!.ahhhhh!.!.!.the joys of having Girls!.!.!.
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> My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her
> first
> mistake)!. One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one
> of the
> cabinet doors was ajar!.
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> I read the box in the cabinet!. I then asked my mother why
> she was
> keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom!. Didn't they
> belong in the kitchen!?
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> Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told
> me that
> those were for "special occasions" (her second
> mistake)!.
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> Now fast forward a few months!.!.!.!.It's Thanksgiving Day,
> and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife
> for dinner!. Mom had assignments for all of us while they
> were gone!.
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> Mine was to set the table!.
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> When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately
> burst into laughter!. Next came his wife who gasped, then
> began giggling!. Next came my father, who roared with
> laughter!.
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> Then came Mom, w ho almost died of embarrassment when she
> saw each place setting on the table with a "special
> occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork
> carefully arranged on top!. I had even tucked the little
> tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
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> My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my
> response sent the other adults into further fits of
> laughter!.
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> "But, Mom, you said they were for special
> occasions!!!"
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