This is the oldest joke i know do know an older one..A male patient is lying in !
Question: This is the oldest joke i know do know an older one!.!.A male patient is lying in bed!?
in the hospital, wearing oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose!. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath!. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask!. 'Are my
test1cles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my test1cles
black!?' Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worry about his test1cles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one
hand and his test1cles in the other!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely!.!.!.!.!.!.
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his mouth and nose!. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath!. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask!. 'Are my
test1cles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my test1cles
black!?' Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worry about his test1cles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one
hand and his test1cles in the other!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely!.!.!.!.!.!.
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> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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made me laugh hard!.!.!.!.
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made me laugh hard!.!.!.!.
real hard!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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