What's the oldest joke in the world? Or the first one you heard?!
Question: What's the oldest joke in the world!? Or the first one you heard!?
The oldest and earliest one i heard is "What did the big chimney say to the little chimney!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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the first joke i heard was the traditional knock knock im doctor (doctor who!?) Joke!.!.!. First time i heard it!.!.!. i laughed my head off and someone caught it on tape!.!. Worst day of my life now!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the one with the little boy who needs to learn the first 5(!?) letters of the (english) alphabet and he asks his family and their not paying attention when they give the responses lol i always thought that was a funny one!.!.!.i dont remember it well tho lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first joke I usually hear from little ones at school is:
Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who
No need to cry (or variations thereof)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who
No need to cry (or variations thereof)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, you are to young to smoke!. Mine was ,"when is a door not a door , when its ajar", Are we crazy!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock, knock,
Who's there !?
Doctor,
Doctor Who!?
That's right, how did you know!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there !?
Doctor,
Doctor Who!?
That's right, how did you know!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Teacher: When was Rome built!?
Pupil: At night!.
Teacher: Why did you say that!?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pupil: At night!.
Teacher: Why did you say that!?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the dinosaur cross the road!?
Because chickens weren't around then!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because chickens weren't around then!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're too young to be smoking!
When is a door not a door!?
When it's a jarWww@Enter-QA@Com
When is a door not a door!?
When it's a jarWww@Enter-QA@Com
Probably 'Why did the chicken cross the road!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
doctor doctor im feel like a pair of curtains
well pull yourself together thenWww@Enter-QA@Com
well pull yourself together thenWww@Enter-QA@Com
I say I say I say ! My dogs got no nose! Really !? How does he smell!? Terrible!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the chicken cross the road!?
To get to the other side!.
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To get to the other side!.
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why did the dinosaur cross the forest!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Dwayne
Dwayne who!?
Dwain the baftub I'm dwouningWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Dwayne
Dwayne who!?
Dwain the baftub I'm dwouningWww@Enter-QA@Com
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